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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #75 on: June 15, 2013, 12:26:39 PM »
Sorry, merely posted the truth.   They are actors, what they do on TV/movies and what they actually believe (then try to use their "standing") and promote are often two different things. 

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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #76 on: June 15, 2013, 06:20:09 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on June 15, 2013, 12:26:39 PM
Sorry, merely posted the truth.   They are actors...

Nope, false. Ron Swanson is not an actor, or a gun-grabbing hypocrite. He is a gun-loving, minarchist, fictional character (based on an actual government employee). Grousing about the actor that portrays the fictional character is for some other thread.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #77 on: June 16, 2013, 08:38:53 AM »
Poise: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That is ridiculous.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #78 on: June 17, 2013, 08:00:09 AM »
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #79 on: June 18, 2013, 07:50:05 AM »
Body grooming: Only women shave beneath the neck.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #80 on: June 19, 2013, 10:22:32 AM »
We interrupt this Pyramid of Greatness for a word from our sponsors.



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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #81 on: June 19, 2013, 11:20:06 AM »
Not an interruption, really. We have reached the base of the pyramid.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
« Reply #82 on: June 19, 2013, 07:04:37 PM »
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