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Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« on: August 19, 2016, 01:40:08 PM »
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2016, 01:56:14 PM »
I really don't care what the sexual orientation of the farmer(s) is/are that is responsible for supplying me with food, beverage, and otherwise.

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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2016, 02:05:59 PM »
Wait, you can farm lesbians?
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2016, 02:19:10 PM »
Wait, you can farm lesbians?

I am interested in this product.  ;)

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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2016, 02:28:46 PM »
Wait, you can farm lesbians?


They can be pl.....never mind......

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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2016, 03:37:22 PM »
Does this somehow tie in with the demise of deep plowing?
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2016, 03:40:57 PM »
New meaning to "cucumber ranch".
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2016, 03:41:40 PM »
Does this somehow tie in with the demise of deep plowing?

See I stopped before I went there.
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2016, 04:49:24 PM »
See I stopped before I went there.

I just carried it over the goal line for you.  You did the big throw.
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2016, 05:48:23 PM »
Does this somehow tie in with the demise of deep plowing?
No, it just requires some extra equipment and strapping.


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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2016, 05:57:30 PM »
Total misuse of government funds. Promoting deviant sexual lifestyles is NOT within the charter of the USDA.
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2016, 06:00:04 PM »
Total misuse of government funds. Promoting deviant sexual lifestyles is NOT within the charter of the USDA.
Since when has that every stopped the government?
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2016, 07:47:47 PM »
Just make sure you get the newer Gentically Modified/Enhanced ones.  The older ones tend to be fatter and don't have any plate appeal for most peoples tastes....
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2016, 08:47:03 PM »
I think all this may be a solution for that pair of homosexual women who are suing over fertility treatments. Some time on the farm might help them figure out what they're doing wrong in the baby-making department.
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2016, 09:53:34 PM »
I think all this may be a solution for that pair of homosexual women who are suing over fertility treatments. Some time on the farm might help them figure out what they're doing wrong in the baby-making department.

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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2016, 10:06:16 PM »
Wherever you're not going, I won't either. I just thought they might be enlightened by the example.
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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2016, 09:22:49 AM »
Wherever you're not going, I won't either. I just thought they might be enlightened by the example.

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Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2016, 11:25:51 AM »
So are lesbian dairy farms  exploiting cis-male bull rape of cows?  >:D
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