The Incredible Shrinking Product!

[Manedwolf]

Bud Light is not beer.

Bud Light most resembles the return product about half an hour after drinking beer.

[MechAg94]

Also, when a bag of potato chips is full of air and air tight, you know the dang thing hasn't been opened.  Nitrogen is used in a lot of food services these days.  You ought to see the crap we have to go through to sell Nitrogen NF and Oxygen USP as food and medical products. 

Blue Bell ice creme is still sold in half gallons down here.  I don't care about other makers. 

I would bet breakfast cereal makers do this a lot.  It seems like the ounce size of those boxes is different every time I go to the store. 

[Manedwolf]

BTW, don't take one of those inflated chip bags to the top of a mountain and then open it without making a small puncture first. Do not open it all at once.

This is from personal observation. I think there were one or two chips left in the bag.

[mtnbkr]

I think there were one or two chips left in the bag.

That's one method of portion control...

Chris

[K Frame]

BTW, don't take one of those inflated chip bags to the top of a mountain and then open it without making a small puncture first. Do not open it all at once.

This is from personal observation. I think there were one or two chips left in the bag.

Visual of Homer Simpson's flight on the space shuttle...

[Scout26]

Ah, America, don't you love it.?  Where else can you blame other people and/or things for your own problems?

Myanmar?  China?  Venezuela?  The entire Islamic world from Libya to Afghanistan?  I think the only ones not blaming someone else right now are the Kiwis, but I could be wrong.

While I was in Vegas I played some $1 dollar Blackjack next to a guy from New Zealand.....They blame the Aussies.

[Scout26]

BTW, don't take one of those inflated chip bags to the top of a mountain and then open it without making a small puncture first. Do not open it all at once.

This is from personal observation. I think there were one or two chips left in the bag.

And where's the you tube video

[Scout26]

Bud Light is not beer.

Bud Light most resembles the return product about half an hour after drinking beer.

We refer to Bud Light, Coors Light, etc. as "Sparkling Beer Water".

[The Annoyed Man]

We refer to Bud Light, Coors Light, etc. as "Sparkling Beer Water".

You can include Corona in that description, too.

[atomd]

You guys gotta listen to this phone call to Jimmy Dean regarding their sausage size.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alXDfnFjGK8

Jimmy Dean is a very tasty sausage for southern people to eat!

[seeker_two]

Jimmy Dean is a very tasty sausage for southern people to eat!

....and I think he actually used that line on a groupie or two....