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Title: There is no limit to the powers of bacon
Post by: vaskidmark on July 28, 2013, 07:52:59 AM

New news on a subject we have pretty much agreed to let sink to the back pages - so I'm just concentrating on the bacon bits.  (link provided just top prove I'm not making this stuff up.)

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/bodyhorrors/2013/07/22/screwworm-myiasis/#.UfLdHVOhUeN (icky pictures, do not look)

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“During her hospital stay, [icky parts deleted], aided by the application of raw bacon which served as an attractant and petroleum jelly occlusion.”

The power of bacon - it is awesome!

stay safe.

Title: Re: There is no limit to the powers of bacon
Post by: Ben on July 28, 2013, 10:06:56 AM

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or to avoid suffocation by meat, a most ignoble death.

I beg to differ. Suffocating via bacon is noble indeed.

Title: Re: There is no limit to the powers of bacon
Post by: RoadKingLarry on July 28, 2013, 02:35:04 PM

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Suffocating via bacon is noble indeed

A real man could eat his way out.

Title: Re: There is no limit to the powers of bacon
Post by: French G. on July 28, 2013, 04:48:32 PM

Trying to decide what the beggin' strips commercial would sound like in a screwworm voice.