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Title: I'm so disappointed
Post by: Jim147 on March 26, 2021, 05:30:36 PM
I'm sure I'm not the only one.

https://justthenews.com/nation/science/nasa-declares-earth-safe-major-asteroid-next-100-years
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: bedlamite on March 26, 2021, 05:58:53 PM
Except for maybe that one they didn't see coming. That's how SMOD rolls.
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: WLJ on March 26, 2021, 06:16:08 PM
Democrats: We got this
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: HankB on March 27, 2021, 12:10:22 AM
Democrats: We got this It's Trump's fault
FIFY
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: 230RN on March 27, 2021, 04:33:42 AM
Except for maybe that one they didn't see coming. That's how SMOD rolls.

Ah, yes, the Torpedoid,  80° above the ecliptic, 83,000 km/h, just a trajectory, not even an orbit yet, >50 tonnes.

Maybe we're in its orbit.  It's all relative, you know.

<cue Twilight Zone theme>



REF:
https://youtu.be/XVSRm80WzZk
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: ConstitutionCowboy on March 27, 2021, 10:34:27 AM
Ah, yes, the Torpedoid,  80° above the ecliptic, 83,000 km/h, just a trajectory, not even an orbit yet, >50 tonnes.

Maybe we're in its orbit.  It's all relative, you know.

<cue Twilight Zone theme>



REF:
https://youtu.be/XVSRm80WzZk

That does it. I'm trading in my tinfoil hat for Kevlar ...

Woody
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: kgbsquirrel on March 27, 2021, 10:47:43 AM
That does it. I'm trading in my tinfoil hat for Kevlar ...

Woody

You don't already have both?  You're behind the curve.   [tinfoil]
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: RocketMan on March 27, 2021, 11:43:04 AM
That does it. I'm trading in my tinfoil hat for Kevlar ...

Woody

You don't already have both?  You're behind the curve.   [tinfoil]

I have a tinfoil-lined Kevlar beanie.  Works really well.
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 27, 2021, 12:55:49 PM
No impending SMOD. Looks like we need a better plague. This last one was *expletive deleted*ing worthless.
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: ConstitutionCowboy on March 27, 2021, 02:07:25 PM
I have a tinfoil-lined Kevlar beanie.  Works really well.

Ah, just what I'm lookin' for. Do they come with a brim? My eyes are sensitive to sudden blazing fireballs. :cool:

Woody
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: Jim147 on March 27, 2021, 02:12:34 PM
No impending SMOD. Looks like we need a better plague. This last one was *expletive deleted*ing worthless.

Yeah I was hoping to use my chainsaw bayonet.
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: WLJ on June 24, 2021, 08:03:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif)

Or not
Won't get closer than Jupiter's orbit darn it

Woah! Giant Comet/Minor Planet Is Approaching From Oort Cloud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Ht_yqf_b4
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: bedlamite on June 24, 2021, 08:37:27 PM
Won't get closer than Jupiter's Saturn's orbit darn it


FTFY
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: WLJ on June 24, 2021, 08:51:49 PM
Whoops, heard Saturn typed Jupiter.  :facepalm:
Only ~450,000,000 miles off  :P
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: Northwoods on June 24, 2021, 10:26:50 PM
Whoops, heard Saturn typed Jupiter.  :facepalm:
Only ~450,000,000 miles off  :P

Government employee?
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: grampster on June 24, 2021, 10:37:18 PM
Woody needs to be sanctioned in Friends due to the fact he is so woefully underprepared with his head gear. :police: :P
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: WLJ on June 24, 2021, 10:59:54 PM
Government employee?

Budget office
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: 230RN on June 25, 2021, 04:17:18 PM
Ah, but GOOD NEWS, RoadKingLarry !

https://justthenews.com/nation/science/nasa-declares-despite-safe-from-major-asteroids--there-are-about-two-millon-1000-foot-killer-asteroids-heading-our-way

See, they didn't mention that at first.  Lying by omission, eh?

(Scaling:  The size of the "Barringer" meteor in Arizona is estimated to have been 150 feet in diameter, causing the 1300 meter diameter crater.)
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: ConstitutionCowboy on June 26, 2021, 11:07:34 AM
Woody needs to be sanctioned in Friends due to the fact he is so woefully underprepared with his head gear. :police: :P

Fear not. I'm workin' on it. Pix to follow ...

Hmm, I've got some 2600° F ceramic insulation left over from lining my smelter. I could incorporate that, couldn't I?  :cool:

Woody
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: MechAg94 on June 26, 2021, 11:18:43 AM
Wood an old steel helmet work as well as tinfoil?  Maybe paint it shiny?
Title: Re: I'm so disappointed
Post by: ConstitutionCowboy on June 26, 2021, 11:34:17 AM
Wood an old steel helmet work as well as tinfoil?  Maybe paint it shiny?

I think some of that aluminum paint that dries looking like chrome might do it. Just in case, though, keep a bit of aluminum foil handy.  [tinfoil]

Woody