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Title: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: MicroBalrog on March 25, 2013, 10:31:50 AM
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2013/03/19/steven-seagal-lobby-behalf-russian-gun-makers/

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Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin asked the American actor Steven Seagal for assistance in the abolition of the Russian-American agreement that restricts the supply of modern Russian small arms in the U.S.. Meeting with Seagal was held today at the Government House.

Now, I am not well-informed on the state of the film industry, but I understand that Seagal is a cinematic has-been.

On the other hand, I do believe that the fact Rogozin (the man overseeing Russia's arms industry) is concerned with this issue is a good thing for potential SVD buyers.

Thoughts ?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: RevDisk on March 25, 2013, 10:39:50 AM

Well, anything that restricts cheap weapons or ammo from the US market is a bad thing. So, uhm, good for Steven Seagal?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: SADShooter on March 25, 2013, 10:49:07 AM
Great concept, poor concept execution. I wouldn't want my sandwich order dependent on input from Seagal, much less my access to Russian hardware. And the way Seagal's been going lately, I might never see the sandwich...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: White Horseradish on March 25, 2013, 10:54:12 AM
Russia is having a bout of state love for foreign entertainers. Also, Rogozin's son(?) has interest in a rifle manufacturing company with great aspirations.  Something may come of this.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: MicroBalrog on March 25, 2013, 11:17:27 AM
Both Rogozins also shoot some kind of practical shooting sports. His son is a senior official in the Moscow Practical Shooting Federation, and the older Rogozin shoots regularly.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: Tallpine on March 25, 2013, 11:31:09 AM
Seems like there would be better choices: Selleck or Willis, maybe?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: Boomhauer on March 25, 2013, 04:09:13 PM
Hey if the Russians like him...he can stay over there.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: kgbsquirrel on March 26, 2013, 11:12:37 AM
Seems like there would be better choices: Selleck or Willis, maybe?

Or Eastwood.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: longeyes on March 26, 2013, 11:47:25 AM
Great concept, poor concept execution. I wouldn't want my sandwich order dependent on input from Seagal, much less my access to Russian hardware. And the way Seagal's been going lately, I might never see the sandwich...

+1  :)

It's time for a 400-lb. action hero.  If not Seagal, then Chris Christie.

Personally, I like Russki weapons, so let him try.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: Tallpine on March 26, 2013, 01:50:37 PM
Or Eastwood.

Yeah, plus an extra chair  =D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: AJ Dual on March 26, 2013, 02:05:00 PM
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2013/03/19/steven-seagal-lobby-behalf-russian-gun-makers/

Now, I am not well-informed on the state of the film industry, but I understand that Seagal is a cinematic has-been.

On the other hand, I do believe that the fact Rogozin (the man overseeing Russia's arms industry) is concerned with this issue is a good thing for potential SVD buyers.

Thoughts ?

"Has been" doesn't even come close. More like a C-list at best, "never was". Although I'm not talking about his martial arts/Akido cred, which pre-dates his film career, but that's not what anyone outside of those circles knows him for. And worse, he's kind of refused to "go quietly" with some rather laughable reality TV ventures, and downright painful straight-to-video movies.

You are right that it's good Rogozin is working on marketing and thinking about such things, but it's a sign of being culturally tone-deaf to pick Segal. Although I don't know how he plays in other markets like Europe. Perhaps he's "bigger" there in the way other low-level American stars who are considered to be kitschy and embarrassing, like David Hasselhoff.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: brimic on March 26, 2013, 02:34:47 PM
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Or Eastwood.

I can't see that. It would have to be iconic and American for him to get involved.

Charlie Sheen, on the other hand...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 26, 2013, 02:40:47 PM

Charlie Sheen, on the other hand...

He'd be better suited to hawking Colombia's main export.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: AJ Dual on March 26, 2013, 03:46:26 PM
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Micro... Is this REALLY what Izhmash has in mind?  =D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on March 26, 2013, 03:55:25 PM
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Looks like Seagal's gonna be fed some polonium in the next few months.

Now, if Chuck Norris did that... can you imagine the battle that would be unleashed upon the world?  Putin vs. Norris.  Mountain ranges would be dislocated by the conflict.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: Blakenzy on March 26, 2013, 04:35:56 PM
What about Angelina Jolie? I'm not sure about her political posture on guns ( guns for me but not for thee?), but she shoots.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: Tallpine on March 26, 2013, 04:48:08 PM
What about Angelina Jolie? I'm not sure about her political posture on guns ( guns for me but not for thee?), but she shoots.

Miranda Lambert  :lol:
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: French G. on March 26, 2013, 05:23:31 PM
Miranda Lambert  :lol:

Well I'd die happy, but from her songs she appears pro-gun, just not for men who piss her off.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: kgbsquirrel on March 27, 2013, 07:43:08 PM
I can't see that. It would have to be iconic and American for him to get involved.

Charlie Sheen, on the other hand...

Well hell, why don't they just get Mikhail to shill it over here. Can't really beat the whole "here's the gorram creator of this thing endorsing our product" factor. Bought damn time that guy got some money for his invention anyways.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: longeyes on March 28, 2013, 04:54:39 PM
"Has been" doesn't even come close. More like a C-list at best, "never was". Although I'm not talking about his martial arts/Akido cred, which pre-dates his film career, but that's not what anyone outside of those circles knows him for. And worse, he's kind of refused to "go quietly" with some rather laughable reality TV ventures, and downright painful straight-to-video movies.

You are right that it's good Rogozin is working on marketing and thinking about such things, but it's a sign of being culturally tone-deaf to pick Segal. Although I don't know how he plays in other markets like Europe. Perhaps he's "bigger" there in the way other low-level American stars who are considered to be kitschy and embarrassing, like David Hasselhoff.

You'd be surprised how well Seagal used to draw abroad with his Aikido antics.  There's always a market for a big, fast guy who can clear a bar with a broken pool cue.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal, lobbying on behalf of Izhmash
Post by: Tallpine on March 28, 2013, 05:24:12 PM
You'd be surprised how well Seagal used to draw abroad with his Aikido antics.  There's always a market for a big, fast guy who can clear a bar with a broken pool cue.

Public relations ;) 

 =D