I'm an infrequent drinker to the point I go months without having one. One reason is I don't want to interupt my low carb lifestyle. Back in the day when I was in the military partying was my secondary MOS. I was pretty good at it too.
However, I woke up one morning with one hangover too many and decided then and there that the punishment wasn't worth it and seriously cut back. Actually I just decided to drink more responsibly.
Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine.
"Jesus was a Vintner" That would make a cool bumper sticker.