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Title: Best pole dance
Post by: Monkeyleg on December 03, 2011, 11:47:10 PM
Uh-uh. I know what you're thinking. This isn't that kind of pole dance. It's absolutely amazing, though. This girl doesn't look like she'd have the muscles to do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIuhfoTMv8&feature=share&mid=544335
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: wmenorr67 on December 03, 2011, 11:52:48 PM
Wow, is all I have to say.

Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on December 03, 2011, 11:53:08 PM
Not very good on the ground. Impressive on the pole, though.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: RoadKingLarry on December 04, 2011, 12:04:42 AM
I'll be in my bunk.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Hawkmoon on December 04, 2011, 02:04:00 AM
Holy Moly!

Olga Korbut, eat your little heart out.
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Post by: RocketMan on December 04, 2011, 03:07:33 AM
That was amazing.  Wow.
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Post by: Jamie B on December 04, 2011, 05:31:09 AM
Wow, just wow.

The fact that it started out with her being innocent, waifish, and cute had a lot to do with the later impact.

Wow.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: seeker_two on December 04, 2011, 08:08:35 AM
There are a lot of Olympic gymnasts who would be envious....
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: SADShooter on December 04, 2011, 11:12:06 AM
 :O
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Post by: kgbsquirrel on December 04, 2011, 11:34:35 AM
Excuse me a moment, I need to go pick my jaw up off the floor.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: 41magsnub on December 04, 2011, 11:37:13 AM
Excuse me a moment, I need to go pick my jaw up off the floor.

I'm going to guess one of her shoulders are stronger than my entire torso.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: wmenorr67 on December 04, 2011, 11:38:33 AM
She will make some guy very happy for a long time.  If she can find anyone to keep up with her for more than 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 04, 2011, 11:46:47 AM
You guys think that's pole dancing?  ;/  No, THIS is pole dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48B4wO-VH0
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: wmenorr67 on December 04, 2011, 11:49:11 AM
You guys think that's pole dancing?  ;/  No, THIS is pole dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48B4wO-VH0

 :facepalm:

Can we ban him now?  Please!!!!!!!!!!! =D [popcorn] >:D
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: 41magsnub on December 04, 2011, 11:52:40 AM
:facepalm:

Can we ban him now?  Please!!!!!!!!!!! =D [popcorn] >:D

Or beat him with a pole, maybe hire a Pole to do it?
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: wmenorr67 on December 04, 2011, 11:55:42 AM
Or beat him with a pole, maybe hire a Pole to do it?

Let us take a poll.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: SADShooter on December 04, 2011, 12:09:19 PM
I am part Pole, and I have access to a poleaxe with which to dispatch the polecat.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Monkeyleg on December 04, 2011, 12:18:35 PM
I suggest we call Jenyne Butterfly and tell her to go beat up Fistful.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: MillCreek on December 04, 2011, 12:28:34 PM
She could probably use her muscular thighs to choke him out, much like Darryl Hannah did to Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Viking on December 04, 2011, 12:34:43 PM
She could probably use her muscular thighs to choke him out, much like Darryl Hannah did to Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.
Not just choke him out, his head would pop like a cork :O.
OnT: Tha is an amazing video. Extreme control over one's body...
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 04, 2011, 12:51:12 PM
She could probably use her muscular thighs to choke him out, much like Darryl Hannah did to Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.
Geek fail. :P That worked out pretty well for Decker, as I recall.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: seeker_two on December 04, 2011, 02:48:05 PM
You guys think that's pole dancing?  ;/  No, THIS is pole dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48B4wO-VH0

It ain't a real pole dance unless the dancer is completely bare.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9og9YZu8gI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9og9YZu8gI)


 =D

She could probably use her muscular thighs to choke him out, much like Darryl Hannah did to Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.

....or.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbs3WSh97g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbs3WSh97g)
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: wmenorr67 on December 04, 2011, 02:50:25 PM
It ain't a real pole dance unless the dancer is completely bare.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9og9YZu8gI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9og9YZu8gI)


 =D

....or.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbs3WSh97g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbs3WSh97g)


Better than what fisty posted.  On both accounts.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: 41magsnub on December 07, 2011, 12:03:08 AM
Here is another good one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dswG91AwWDI#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dswG91AwWDI#!)
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Jamie B on December 07, 2011, 12:29:43 AM
Here is another good one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dswG91AwWDI#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dswG91AwWDI#!)
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 07, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Jamie B on December 07, 2011, 08:17:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 07, 2011, 08:38:59 AM
.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Jamie B on December 07, 2011, 12:51:37 PM
No, we are not 'cool' at all.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Monkeyleg on December 07, 2011, 12:54:25 PM
Quote
Home movies with Fistful's mother, eh?

Talking about a guy's mother isn't cool. I know some places where you'd get shot just for that.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Jamie B on December 07, 2011, 01:14:07 PM
Obviously, the Stand By Me reference was missed.
I was being humorous, not nasty.
Duly noted.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Monkeyleg on December 07, 2011, 01:21:03 PM
What reference is that? I don't know "Standy By Me", except for the song from the 1950's.
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Post by: Jamie B on December 07, 2011, 01:32:47 PM
What reference is that? I don't know "Standy By Me", except for the song from the 1950's.
The movie based upon Stephen King's book where the 4 boys go looking for the body of Ray Broward.
There is a great scene in a junkyard where they are camping and having a good time.
They begin cracking on each others mothers, and it is said that finding new insults for each others mother was held in high regard.
The song is obviously the main theme for the movie. It is an excellent flick, especially the scenes with the Colt .45 (no spoilers).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_by_Me_%28film%29
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Monkeyleg on December 07, 2011, 02:04:33 PM
Ah, I see. That changes things. Go ahead and insult Fistful's mother. ;)

Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: lupinus on December 07, 2011, 02:47:43 PM
Even SWMBO was impressed
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Jamie B on December 07, 2011, 02:51:25 PM
Ah, I see. That changes things. Go ahead and insult Fistful's mother. ;)

Seriously, though, rent this movie. You will really enjoy it.
I am not a Stephen King fan, but the movie is excellent, as is the soundtrack.
Please let me know what you think about it after watching.
One teaser - mailbox baseball!
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: seeker_two on December 07, 2011, 02:54:43 PM
Talking about a guy's mother isn't cool. I know some places where you'd get shot just for that.

Especially from a guy who's mom gave him a girl's name....





=D
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Jamie B on December 07, 2011, 03:04:07 PM
Especially from a guy who's mom gave him a girl's name....

=D

The name is James, BTW.
*expletive deleted*ck! Bionic Woman Witch was named incorrectly, dammit. *expletive deleted*ck!
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 07, 2011, 04:29:46 PM
.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: seeker_two on December 07, 2011, 10:45:31 PM
The name is James, BTW.
*expletive deleted*! Bionic Woman Witch was named incorrectly, dammit. *expletive deleted*!

We can make it better.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcba-ZgtsT4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcba-ZgtsT4)



 =D
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 07, 2011, 10:53:09 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Jamie B on December 08, 2011, 01:48:07 PM
We can make it better.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcba-ZgtsT4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcba-ZgtsT4)

 =D

Ha, ha, ha. Notice that she spells her name the differently, smartazz!
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 08, 2011, 05:27:29 PM
Jaime: Spanish, a masculine name corresponding to "James."
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Jamie B on December 08, 2011, 05:42:01 PM
Jaime: Spanish, a masculine name corresponding to "James."
*expletive deleted*it! It still ain't right.
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: seeker_two on December 08, 2011, 06:28:19 PM
*expletive deleted*it! It still ain't right.

Maybe that's why your mom named you that.....


=D
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: TechMan on December 08, 2011, 08:06:44 PM
Jaime: Spanish, a masculine name corresponding to "James."
*expletive deleted*it! It still ain't right.

Jamie are you in this country legally?   Just saying....  :P
Title: Re: Best pole dance
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 09, 2011, 01:32:21 AM
Jamie are you in this country legally?   Just saying....  :P

Reading is fundamental, adively.  :P