So this horse walks into a bar...

[Perd Hapley]

So the horse is Sarah Jessica Parker ??

On this forum, who even knows who anybody is?

[230RN]

Terry raises eyebrow...

I thunk we wusn't supposed to comment on other peoples' physical characteristics.

Well, that's what I thunk, so sorry if I sound like I'm whining.

 

Terry

[Doggy Daddy]

I find it amusing that somebody equates how good something is to how annoying it is to other people.

Did I read that right?

Terry, 230RN

Terry, you know we all think you're just the bestest of the best, right?

[Hawkmoon]

Never mind ...

[zxcvbob]

[230RN]

Terry, you know we all think you're just the bestest of the best, right?

Aw, shucks, thank you all.  But I'd also like to thank all the little people who helped me win, like Merriam-Webster and Random House, and especially the nuns who taught me that "separate" had "a rat" in it, that "gauge" was spelled alphabetically, as in aeiou, and that "cemetery" had an "EEEk!" in it.

Bless you all, and I'm having a party in my hotel suite tonight and you're all welcome.

<waves trophy, blows kisses to the audience, leaves podium under thund'rous standing ovation>

Terrance, 230RN

[Scout26]

You forgot the part where Kanye barged up on stage....

[230RN]

Two things I found it was best to ignore were New York Times op-eds and children throwing tantrums.  But the Sergeant-at-Biceps had already been advised to keep an eye on him.  He had his Corporals-at-Biceps strategically stationed around the room as well.

Terry, 230RN