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Title: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: mtnbkr on November 29, 2007, 01:58:28 AM
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2007166671129.gif

Chris
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: El Tejon on November 29, 2007, 03:09:57 AM
That's . . . nothing . . . short . . . of . . . unadulterated . . . brilliance!!!

I love it.  I could start wearing a monkey butt. 

"Hey, who's that tall, dorky guy with the goatee like mine?"
"That's Kirk.  He's given in."
"I'll see you later; I have to shave."
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: Harold Tuttle on November 29, 2007, 03:42:50 AM
this summer/fall I ran the anti monkee face.

I had Wolverine style sideburns that stopped where a goatee starts.
You just don't see Burnsides anymore
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: mtnbkr on November 29, 2007, 03:57:45 AM
this summer/fall I ran the anti monkee face.

I had Wolverine style sideburns that stopped where a goatee starts.
You just don't see Burnsides anymore

That was a great look, it suited you. Smiley

I did that for a few days back in college, but I hate maintaining facial hair.  I either shave it all off or grow a beard.  Trimming it into patterns and shapes is more annoying that shaving it all off.  Before I got married, I'd start a beard around Thanksgiving and keep it till Easter, but even that was too much work at times.  These days, I merely shave every other day.  I start looking a bit scruffy by the end of the non-shaving day, but I don't work directly with customers and I dress more neatly than my coworkers, so I can pull it off.

Chris
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: Northwoods on November 29, 2007, 04:14:53 AM
My wife has been bugging me since we got married almost 6 years ago to shave the mustache.  She did succeed in getting me to shave the Trotski-esk goatee (my mom said it made me look like Mephastaphales) just before the wedding.  Either way, for me it's a low maintenance affair.  My facial hair grows too slowly for it to be a problem.  I generally trim the 'stache about once a month.  I usually only need to shave at most 3 times a week.  And I'm 30.
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: auschip on November 29, 2007, 04:52:25 AM
My wife has been bugging me since we got married almost 6 years ago to shave the mustache. 

I'm sure it looks great Officer Farva.   police

Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: K Frame on November 29, 2007, 04:55:53 AM
I'm working on a biker's mustache.

Don't much care for beards.
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: charby on November 29, 2007, 05:08:02 AM
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: K Frame on November 29, 2007, 05:19:15 AM
that's not a biker mustache...

That's just.... gay.
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: roo_ster on November 29, 2007, 06:49:42 AM
He may or may not be a flamer.  But he sure looks flammable.
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: mtnbkr on November 29, 2007, 06:54:17 AM
I'm working on a biker's mustache.

Thought you were going for the walrus look, ala Jamie H from Mythbusters. Smiley

Chris
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: Bogie on November 29, 2007, 07:44:35 AM
What is this "shaving" process you speak of?

Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: charby on November 29, 2007, 08:59:27 AM
that's not a biker mustache...

That's just.... gay.

I was thinking King of the Ummpa Loompas when I first saw the picture.

Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: crt360 on November 29, 2007, 10:48:15 AM
that's not a biker mustache...

That's just.... gay.

I was thinking King of the Ummpa Loompas when I first saw the picture.



Looks kinda like styled coyote poop or a furry pretzel.  cheesy
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: charby on November 29, 2007, 12:25:05 PM
that's not a biker mustache...

That's just.... gay.

I was thinking King of the Ummpa Loompas when I first saw the picture.



Looks kinda like styled coyote poop or a furry pretzel.  cheesy

Thats too funny... I remember seeing a pile of coyote scat last week when I was duck hunting.... yeah it does look like a collection of 'yote scat.

Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 29, 2007, 02:10:19 PM
I have a goat, and IT ROCKS!!  Don't hate on me, for my fine goatee.   Tongue
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 29, 2007, 02:57:46 PM
What is this "shaving" process you speak of?



I think thats when my wife removes the stubble form her legs...

Actually I shaved when I had to when I was in the Navy but when I got out in '92 I stopped that silly habit and never looked back.
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on November 29, 2007, 05:49:08 PM
anyone else ever read "Way of the Weasel"
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: Warren on November 29, 2007, 08:55:17 PM
Why is Commander Riker working at Dilbert's company?
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: roo_ster on November 30, 2007, 05:20:18 AM
Because it was determined that being Number One to a geriatric ditherer was above his capabilities.  He now works in IT and specialized in multi-function printer/fax/phasers.
Title: Re: Dilbert for El Tejon
Post by: Archie on November 30, 2007, 07:11:43 PM
Having seen some fifty-seven summers now, I feel entitled to a mustache.  I don't know why, my father never liked facial hair - or maybe mom didn't...

At any rate, I have the small, neatly trimmed mustache you see in the photo of my manly physiognomy.  When I retire, and the 'grooming standards' no longer apply, it will bloom out to a proper handlebar mustache once again.