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Title: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: roo_ster on October 01, 2008, 01:04:15 PM
Cynthia McKinney, that is.

She accuses National Guard troops of killing 5,000 residents of New Orleans.

I'm not sh!tting you.  Watch the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nc-DouFzYM

FYI, she has been elected to the US Congress.

And she is the Green Party candidate for President of the United States.

Every time I think, "THIS is the limit of nuttiness for leftist conspiracy theorists!" I am later proved wrong, wrong, wrong.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: MicroBalrog on October 01, 2008, 01:17:20 PM
Wait, people still take her seriously?
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: longeyes on October 01, 2008, 01:29:16 PM
We will look back one day at this period as one of growing mass insanity.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: taurusowner on October 01, 2008, 01:50:15 PM
Does she have any solution for the lack of 5000 rounds being fired?  5000 missing shell casings?  5000 missing persons reports? 5000 bodies with 5.56 bullet wounds?
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on October 01, 2008, 02:19:35 PM
Wait, people still take her seriously?
Apparently some do.  She keeps getting reelected. 
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Bigjake on October 01, 2008, 05:01:41 PM
Cthulu is awakening, and driving the weaker minded of the population to insanity.

I hope he eats HER soul first.  laugh
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: K Frame on October 01, 2008, 05:15:29 PM
Nothing against you, Jfruser, but I'm moving this to Round Table.

Yes, it IS politics. She's a former member of Congress and a registered candidate for President.

But this crap she's spewing is NOT in the least politics. It's conspiracy theory drivel of the worst degree.

Actually, I'd like to move it to a toilet forum, but we don't have one of those.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Scout26 on October 01, 2008, 05:27:51 PM
Actually, I'd like to move it to a toilet forum, but we don't have one of those.

I thought Politics was the toilet forum ??


And can someone pass the Soylent Green ??
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Gowen on October 01, 2008, 05:33:28 PM
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Actually, I'd like to move it to a toilet forum, but we don't have one of those.

I vote we get a toilet forum for those post and topics so bad that they belong nowhere else.  Consider it a humor forum.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: K Frame on October 01, 2008, 06:32:53 PM
"I vote we get a toilet forum for those post and topics so bad that they belong nowhere else.  Consider it a humor forum."


Reason 2,709,929,382,587 why APS is NOT a democracy.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: roo_ster on October 01, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
Nothing against you, Jfruser, but I'm moving this to Round Table.

No problem here, boss.

But, I am still lightly stunned at the sheer asininity of her words.  Assuming she was speaking English.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Gewehr98 on October 01, 2008, 09:33:52 PM
Operative words:

She WAS a member of Congress.

They got tired of her BS.

The End. 
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Iain on October 01, 2008, 11:24:42 PM
I see your mental health system is not much more effective than ours.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: 280plus on October 02, 2008, 02:07:14 AM
No, the nuts run the asylum here too.  rolleyes

 laugh
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 02, 2008, 02:47:05 AM
  Actually, I'd like to move it to a toilet forum, but we don't have one of those.

I got these clothes at a toilet forum.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: HankB on October 02, 2008, 03:57:10 AM
I see your mental health system is not much more effective than ours.
Consider the first line in my .sig . . .
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Cliff47 on October 02, 2008, 10:28:33 AM
Isn't she the one that blew by a security checkpoint, then clocked the officer that tried to stop her with her phone?  As I remember (vaguely, I've slept since then), the picture on her id card was nowhere near what she looked like that day.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: The Annoyed Man on October 02, 2008, 10:40:34 AM
Insanity? Yeah, the video is bad, and she's a nutcase. If you really want insanity though, check out the comments...I can't believe the sheer amount of people who manages to go through life despite evidence of severe brain damage.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Bigjake on October 02, 2008, 12:49:54 PM
Troofers must breed like bacteria...
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 02, 2008, 12:56:38 PM
Cthulu is awakening, and driving the weaker minded of the population to insanity.

That would explain Obama's rise in the polls.

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I hope he eats HER soul first.  laugh

You're assuming she had one in the first place.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: The Annoyed Man on October 02, 2008, 12:59:21 PM
Cthulu is awakening, and driving the weaker minded of the population to insanity.

That would explain Obama's rise in the polls.

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I hope he eats HER soul first.  laugh

You're assuming she had one in the first place.

Cthulu is preferable to Obama. Atleast everyone would recognise him/her/it as Pure Evil.
If she had a soul, even the Great Dreaded Cthulu would probably find it most unappetizing.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Uncle Bubba on October 02, 2008, 11:32:37 PM
Isn't she the one that blew by a security checkpoint, then clocked the officer that tried to stop her with her phone?  As I remember (vaguely, I've slept since then), the picture on her id card was nowhere near what she looked like that day.

It wasn't that her appearance didn't match her photo I.D. I don't recall seeing it said anywhere but she almost certainly didn't have a photo I.D. visible that day. I do recall that she was not wearing her Congressional lapel pin, not uncommon for her or many another Member of Congress.

Symfia has a very bad case of "I'm Important"-itis. She inherited the trait from her father, Billy McKinney. The two of them made a mockery of the Georgia House Of Representatives. Billy was already known as a nutbag long before he got into an argument on the House floor with another member and threatened to cut him. They're both out of the State House now, and good riddance.

What Symfia did on that fateful day in Washington was breeze past the checkpoint with her head down and turned away from it while gabbing on a cell phone. The Capitol Police officer on duty strode after her and called out, "ma'am...Ma'am...MA'AM!" and she never broke stride, so he got her by the upper arm to stop her and she slammed him in the chest with the phone, then chewed him out for not recognizing her and said he was a racist who just stopped her because she was black.

It wasn't the first time Symfia got her panties in a knot over what she perceived as not being properly kowtowed to at the Capitol. Just after her first election to the US Congress she bopped onto one of the House elevators dressed in a t-shirt, jeans, and gold - GOLD - hightop sneakers, and not wearing her House pin. When the operator (there's a cushy patronage job for you) politely informed her that the elevator was for the use of Members of Congress only, she gave him the same rant she would use a few years later on the cop, including calling him a racist who wouldn't dare say something like that to a white person.

Another Symfia tale: Just before she was elected to the US House again (she'd lost the seat in the previous election, then got it back when the woman who'd defeated her got over-ambitious and decided to run for the Senate) Symfia and her dad got in a little - a very little, considering what they did - hot water for campaigning inside a polling place. She went into a voting site with a bullhorn (!) and was exhorting the voters to remember how the Republicans had screwed them in the last election (what she meant was the Repubs had screwed her by voting for her opponent in the primary, but let's not nitpick) and that she was the candidate they really wanted this time. When the election official in charge of that particular polling place told her she was not allowed to conduct herself in that manner in that place, she and her father accused him of being a racist.

Does anyone else see a pattern here?
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: MrRezister on October 03, 2008, 04:42:52 AM
You mean the pattern of evil white men being racist?  Oh yeah, I notice that pattern all the time....  rolleyes

The Green Party got themselves a real keeper there.  That bad old gubmin shure is good at hiding them bodies.

Also, to the TC, my mother's name is Cynthia. 

She's also insane, but in a different direction.

NOTICE THE PATTERN???

dun dun dun... !!!
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Manedwolf on October 03, 2008, 04:46:04 AM
I was always amused that just before she was kicked out of Congress, she started looking more and more like the mugshots of meth addicts you see. HAIR IS OUT OF CONTROL

Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Cliff47 on October 03, 2008, 05:25:59 AM
Okay, I stand corrected.  I must have mistaken the classic picture of her above as being the one from her ID badge.  Love that wild-eyed look (scarey, at the very least).
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: Uncle Bubba on October 03, 2008, 04:20:17 PM
For years she wore her hair in large braids and pulled back, rather a classic look. Then I guess she decided that was too much trouble and went for the "natural" above.

Whatever the hairstyle, her big eyes have always made her look like somebody just hollered "BOO!" at her.
Title: Re: Insanity, Thy Name Is Cynthia
Post by: MicroBalrog on October 03, 2008, 04:34:05 PM
The HAIR is what bugs you in that pic?