MW, where can I find that tissue holder...
I think I worry people at work. After my first halloween there, I never removed the ceramic skull from my desk, but started using it as a pencil holder. Over time, I've added a "wild man" figurine, a stone gargoyle, and a movie poster of Serenity, in German...
I can see it on their faces..."He seemed so normal in the interviews....".
Mine's a lil more subtle, surprisingly enough. Cold chisel, claw hammer, rubber mallet, cat o 5e tails (5 cat5e cables with velcro tie handle), etherkiller (regular power cable spliced into a cat5 patch cable), utility razor knife, box of latex gloves, body fluid disposal kit, infectous waste containment kit, etc.
I love my boss' responce, "Put those sharp things in a drawer or something. IT Director nearly lost a finger playing with one! And remember to dump any biological material in specified containers so the EPA doesn't jump on us." I get yelled at for coming in early too. Sigh.