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Title: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: MillCreek on October 10, 2019, 01:01:31 PM
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/CIRCOUTCOMES.119.005554

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/10/09/want-live-longer-try-getting-dog/

If the earlier post on living longer from being married doesn't appeal, get a dog. I ponder this sometimes when I get home and see who is happier to see me: the spouse or the dog.
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: 230RN on October 10, 2019, 01:09:23 PM
That's funny.  I was going to get into the other thread to ask how those results compare with results using other independent variables.  Like, in fact, having a dog.  (Which you have to walk twice a day.)

Terry
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: fifth_column on October 10, 2019, 01:12:28 PM
Does getting two dogs mean you'll live twice as long?
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: DittoHead on October 10, 2019, 01:40:25 PM
What about marrying a dog?
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: WLJ on October 10, 2019, 01:43:44 PM
How about identifying as a dog?
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: MillCreek on October 10, 2019, 02:09:18 PM
I wonder if similar research will be done regarding cats.
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: Kingcreek on October 10, 2019, 02:21:18 PM
I want to cover all the bases. I’m married, have a dog and now recently a cat, and considering a goldfish or a turtle.
I’m thinking polygamy might move the marker into shorter lifespan territory.
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 10, 2019, 03:12:48 PM
I’m thinking polygamy might move the marker into shorter lifespan territory.

... especially if they find out about each other.
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: MechAg94 on October 10, 2019, 03:52:24 PM
What about marrying a dog?
Do Bronies count? 
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: brimic on October 11, 2019, 09:28:28 AM
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/CIRCOUTCOMES.119.005554

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/10/09/want-live-longer-try-getting-dog/

If the earlier post on living longer from being married doesn't appeal, get a dog. I ponder this sometimes when I get home and see who is happier to see me: the spouse or the dog.

There's a way to test this...
Lock your spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car for a couple of hours. When you open it later, which is going to be more happy to see you?
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: brimic on October 11, 2019, 09:35:02 AM
On a different note:
My wife has some social anxiety issues. She has a difficult time going into public and meeting new people.
Getting a dog has helps a lot on that front.
She can't take the dog out for a walk without meeting new people and coming back with a positive experience.
Her mother has some level of agoraphobia as well, but has been at my house this week taking care of my wife (she had a bad injury last week), and also commented on how much fun she had and the wonderful people she met just taking the dog to the park during the day.


Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: MillCreek on October 11, 2019, 09:39:43 AM
^^^I have always said that if anything happens to my wife, I will find a new one by walking my dog in public.  Especially when I am doing it alone, without my wife, the number of women who come up to me to chat about the dog is amazing.  I call him my 'wingdog'. 
Title: Re: Want to live longer but not get married? Get a dog.
Post by: brimic on October 11, 2019, 09:52:58 AM
^^^I have always said that if anything happens to my wife, I will find a new one by walking my dog in public.  Especially when I am doing it alone, without my wife, the number of women who come up to me to chat about the dog is amazing.  I call him my 'wingdog'. 

Everyone who is worth talking to loves dogs.