You probably were using the wrong edition...
*SNORT* Anything beyond AD&D rules edition is "Sugered Up Fairy Gag Juice" suitable only for posers who would not know a +5 Intelligent Vorpal sword from a dull table knife. Lolth take them all and be done with it. :neener:
Ha. Okey then. You just need to D&D with a better crowd, then. ;P
For instance, find a mostly female coven, convince them to play "D&D, Drinking Edition" (yea, we made a drinking game out of D&D), and videotape the drunken witches trying to figure out how to properly cast a spell using dice instead of their normal accessories.
I aint going to argue with you that the fundies are off their rockers , but burning books is evil? Is a book any different than a pile of wood chips, lumber, or birch logs all of which burn real nicely? Are books imbued with some sort of mystical quality by a benevolent all- powerful creator that makes them sacred?
Yep. Yep. Yep. In their respective order, of course. Any other questions?
Thats another thing I "like" about the Chick tracts - how everyone who disagrees with his point of view (atheists, evolutionists, Pagans*, Bhuddists**, Catholics***, Masons****, preachers who haven't tried hard enough to spread the word*****) are invariably drawn as snarling, foul-tempred, foul-mouthed, bastards/bitches (and usually with black hair too - what's that about?).
I always found Chick tracts pretty funny myself. Doubly any that specifically insulted activities I enjoy.