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Perd Hapley

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Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:11:47 PM »
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2015, 12:56:21 PM »
"cleaning his gun and it went off"   That is what they all say. 
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2015, 01:02:02 PM »
I have cleaned hundreds of different guns, many of them hundreds of times; not once has one gone off on me ... Maybe I'm doing it wrong?
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2015, 01:26:24 PM »
Quote from: MikeB on December 22, 2015, 01:02:02 PM
I have cleaned hundreds of different guns, many of them hundreds of times; not once has one gone off on me ... Maybe I'm doing it wrong?



You're not professional enough.
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2015, 04:10:35 PM »
Well. Could not have happened to a nicer person.  [ar15]
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2015, 06:01:47 PM »
My home county, no one really likes him.
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2015, 06:04:41 PM »
Then how does he keep getting elected?
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2015, 06:26:39 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on December 22, 2015, 06:04:41 PM
Then how does he keep getting elected?

The whole incumbent, other party runs a puke for a candidate, democrat majority county.
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2015, 06:29:34 PM »
Cleaning his gun at 2330?  Am I the only one who suspects alcohol was involved?
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2015, 07:13:53 PM »
Quote from: dm1333 on December 22, 2015, 06:29:34 PM
Cleaning his gun at 2330?  Am I the only one who suspects alcohol was involved?

No.
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Re: Anti-gun sheriff negligently shoots himself
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2015, 09:54:35 PM »
Yep, when I read "Cleaning the gun when it discharged", my mind says "Coonfingering it while playing with it."
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