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Weirdest Olympic Events
« on: August 18, 2008, 09:22:04 PM »
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/48695-the-top-five-weirdest-olympic-events#

The Olympics is the biggest and best sporting event in the world. It has showcased, and continues to showcase, a range of events. In this article I will countdown some of the weirdest events that have ever graced the Olympic Games.

 

5. 3000m Steeplechase (1896 - present)

To me, this event just looks random. It seems that someone was short of Olympic events so took the 3,000 metres and threw a hurdle every 200m or so! To add to that, they put water behind one of the barriers!

I wonder if anyone grows up and says "I want to be a 3000m steeplechaser when I'm older." Somehow I doubt it. What was wrong with the normal 3000m?

 

4. Motor Boating (1908)

Unsurprisingly this event didn't make it past one Olympic appearance. London were the hosts for this shambles of an event, where people simply raced a motor boat against others. No athletic ability was needed.

While you may not think this sounds too bad, remember, this was in 1908, when they thought going too fast would cause your head to explode. The boats therefore never got over 20 mph.


3. Horse Long Jump (1900)

Again, this unsurprisingly only appeared at one Olympics. The concept was simply human long jump, but instead of the human part, you have horses.

I'm guessing a few of them struggled on the landing technique, and maybe got a few foot fouls. Or hoof fouls, as they case may be.

The poor horses didn't even get to go onto the podium and collect their medals!

 

2. Horse High Jump (1900)

Another product of the genius mind who decided to get horses to do what humans did. I don't know why he didn't choose a horse 100m, it would've been better. Still, a horse high jump competition outdoes even the horse long jump.

Again, though, the horse who could jump highest didn't even get to collect its medal. I wonder how they did qualifying for this?

 

1. Solo Synchronized Swimming (1992)

Yes, you read that right. The 1992 Olympic games saw Solo Synchronized Swimming as an actual registered event. Nobody seemed to tell the inventor of this that you need two people to be in sync.

Apparently the idea was that the swimmer was in sync with the music. Sorry, but solo synchronized swimming is not only the weirdest Olympic event of all time, it is the stupidest as well. By far.

 

Honourable mentions:

Walking

Rope Climb

Live Pigeon Shooting

Pistol Dueling

Tug of War


Some of the comments for that article are pretty funny, too!
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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 03:34:49 AM »
That person has obviously never watched a Madison race:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_(cycling)
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 04:21:27 AM »
Pistol dueling or some sort of quick draw event would be neat.  Draw and shoot several targets.  I'd watch that.  Better than badminton.
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 04:32:16 AM »
I want to see Olympic dwarf tossing.
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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 04:32:48 AM »
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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 04:39:21 AM »
That person has obviously never watched a Madison race:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_(cycling)

Don't draw their attention to track cycling.

I think we have got away with it this time, but in future please bear in mind that winning 7 of the 10 available golds is very un-British. Drawing attention to it - even more so.
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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 07:30:10 AM »
trick unicycle riding would be cool.  laugh

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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 08:51:11 AM »
Need a lot less beach vollyball.  Who wants to watch women, who could play linebacker for the Chicago Bears, run around is clothes that don't cover much.  NBC sure is catering to the bubba crowd with their coverage.....chris3 angry

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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 08:56:23 AM »
Need a lot less beach vollyball.  Who wants to watch women, who could play linebacker for the Chicago Bears, run around is clothes that don't cover much.  NBC sure is catering to the bubba crowd with their coverage.....chris3 angry


what what what? Yep, these women are terrible looking:





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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 08:58:33 AM »
What?

Indian Club Swinging wasn't listed?

What an outrage.
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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 09:07:48 AM »
Hey, rope climbing was also an olympic event in 1904, as was the gymnastics "triathelon."


Maybe we should be calling the 1904 olympics the Bizarro Olympic Games.
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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 11:55:47 AM »
Could you see PETA if there were still some of those equastrian events ??

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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 12:02:07 PM »
Could you see PETA if there were still some of those equastrian events ??


Or the live pigeon shooting for that matter!
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 12:53:52 PM »
Viking, I think you're on to something.  Olympic seal clubbing.  Olympic gas-guzzling.  Olympic profiteering. 

And my personal favorite:  Olympic clear-cutting.
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 03:02:23 PM »
I actually watched Olympic trampoline last night. Unreal. A close second is rhythimic gymnastics.




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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 03:06:33 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 03:55:50 PM »
I figured you might like that one.   cheesy
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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 07:56:15 PM »
Need a lot less beach vollyball.  Who wants to watch women, who could play linebacker for the Chicago Bears, run around is clothes that don't cover much.  NBC sure is catering to the bubba crowd with their coverage.....chris3 angry

What are you watching?
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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 09:17:55 PM »
That person has obviously never watched a Madison race:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_(cycling)

Don't draw their attention to track cycling.

I think we have got away with it this time, but in future please bear in mind that winning 7 of the 10 available golds is very un-British. Drawing attention to it - even more so.

That reminds me of something funny...

My hometown is the site of the annual Human Powered Speed Challange, wherein people try to set the world record for the fastest human powered vehicle.  One year, back when I was still in high school (about 2002-03'ish), the Brits decided they wanted the record.  So they went out and spent lots of money to engineer and build what was supposed to be the optimal human powered vehicle in terms of aerodynamics, and got one of their Olympic gold medal cyclists to power the thing.

They ended up getting their butts kicked by a Canadian with a completely hand built vehicle, whose designer doesn't even use a computer.  The Brits went about 56mph or so, with the Canadian going well over that (he currently holds the record at 81 mph).   

The BBC were even filming a documentary about it (I saw the finished version of it during one of my physics classes, whose members volunteer every year to help out with the event; unfortunately, I was unable to volunteer due a conflict with my football practice and games).  I think they were pretty disheartened after all the hoopla.
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Re: Weirdest Olympic Events
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2008, 03:33:40 AM »
Don't draw their attention to track cycling.

I think we have got away with it this time, but in future please bear in mind that winning 7 of the 10 available golds is very un-British. Drawing attention to it - even more so.
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« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2008, 04:22:19 AM »
Need a lot less beach vollyball.  Who wants to watch women, who could play linebacker for the Chicago Bears, run around is clothes that don't cover much.  NBC sure is catering to the bubba crowd with their coverage.....chris3 angry

What are you watching?

You were watching the Ukraine vs. Siberia match....the view improves as the games go along.....heck, even I was pulling for the Chinese team..... Tongue
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1. Solo Synchronized Swimming (1992)

Yes, you read that right. The 1992 Olympic games saw Solo Synchronized Swimming as an actual registered event. Nobody seemed to tell the inventor of this that you need two people to be in sync.

Apparently the idea was that the swimmer was in sync with the music. Sorry, but solo synchronized swimming is not only the weirdest Olympic event of all time, it is the stupidest as well. By far.
I remember that one.  It was like ice dancing for the Summer Games.
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« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2008, 04:31:24 AM »
Viking, I think you're on to something.  Olympic seal clubbing.  Olympic gas-guzzling.  Olympic profiteering. 

And my personal favorite:  Olympic clear-cutting.
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« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2008, 04:36:18 AM »
Need a lot less beach vollyball.  Who wants to watch women, who could play linebacker for the Chicago Bears, run around is clothes that don't cover much.  NBC sure is catering to the bubba crowd with their coverage.....chris3 angry

What are you watching?



You were watching the Ukraine vs. Siberia match....the view improves as the games go along.....heck, even I was pulling for the Chinese team..... Tongue

Brazil's women actually were the best looking of the bunch. angel
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« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2008, 06:33:00 AM »
trick unicycle riding would be cool.  laugh

You mock, but offroad unicycling is becoming popular.  They're called "munis" for "mountain unicycle".  I'm serious.  I know a guy who has one and have heard from people who've seen others offroad. 

Nothing more trick than riding a muni in terrain that would be difficult for a traditional mountain bike.

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