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Best Mug Shot Ever
« on: October 01, 2008, 10:08:42 AM »
Compliments of Neal Boortz:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0930082cow1.html

SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup.

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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2008, 10:28:10 AM »
I'd bypass the county lockup and let her do her time on the prison farm....  cheesy
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2008, 10:28:26 AM »
lol. Maybe she is a PETA member?
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2008, 10:35:11 AM »
Are we sure this is a woman?
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2008, 10:43:17 AM »
Look out, it's ManBearPig! RUN!!!
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2008, 10:49:45 AM »
ugh.

My wife's married name is "Michelle Allen" and is in her mid 30s. 

Years ago, before we were married, she wore a cow costume for a Pre-School (she was a teacher) Halloween party.  She was a rather skinny cow though at 5'6" and 100lbs.  I guess she was the type that gives skim milk.

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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2008, 11:15:06 AM »
Photo shop you, the kids, and Scruffy in there and that's your Christmas card for this year!
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 10:31:16 AM »
This is udderly (sorry, could not restrain myself) beyond the realm of sanity.
Stick a fork in me, I'm done...
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 10:38:12 AM »
Paint huffer guy falls to second place.

\http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tribettmug1.html


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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2008, 11:18:23 AM »
Quote from: Unisaw on October 01, 2008, 09:08:42 AM
Compliments of Neal Boortz:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0930082cow1.html

SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup.

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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2008, 03:15:50 PM »
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after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dresse

The fact that she pled guilty indicates she had no legitimate beef.  Wink
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2008, 03:42:09 PM »
I'm going to steer clear of that one.
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2008, 04:57:49 PM »
Quote from: Ex-MA Hole on October 02, 2008, 02:42:09 PM
I'm going to steer clear of that one.

Good idea.  It's probably just a bunch of bull, anyway...
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2008, 07:06:35 PM »
I just knew that this thread would get milked for puns......
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2008, 07:18:29 PM »
udderly ridiculous
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2008, 07:34:45 PM »
Quote from: freakazoid on October 01, 2008, 09:43:17 AM
Look out, it's ManBearPig! RUN!!!

Um, nope.  It's his sister....WomanBearCow......
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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 07:37:54 PM »
Hay, quit making fun of her.  It truly is a sad tail... I'm sure someone led her by the nose and forced her to do it.

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Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2008, 08:37:43 PM »
Wonder if it she gives chocolate milk.
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