Somehow I can relate to this...
A man owned a small farm in Georgia . The Georgia State
Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper
wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been
with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room
and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay
her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's
the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and
does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about
$10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a
bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with
my wife occasionally."
" That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit," said the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
