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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2011, 06:15:55 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on December 08, 2011, 05:22:54 PM
7.62*39 * 30  >:D

Ahem...

7.62x54R * 5, thankyouverymuch...

Or, depending on which one my hand lands on first, .30-06 * 8 + ping.....

(sorry, just couldn't help out-calibering Tallpine)
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2011, 09:47:30 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on December 08, 2011, 03:52:35 PM
"911 what is your emergency?"
"Uhm, yeah...I was about to pull into my driveway and noticed a very large...very naked man on my porch."
"....Say again?"
"There's a very large, very naked, very angry looking man on my porch."

"So I got scared, hit the gas, and accidentally ran him over."
The End
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2011, 09:58:26 PM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on December 08, 2011, 06:15:55 PM
Ahem...

7.62x54R * 5, thankyouverymuch...

Or, depending on which one my hand lands on first, .30-06 * 8 + ping.....

(sorry, just couldn't help out-calibering Tallpine)

(12ga^000) * 6 = lean ground beefcake

Quote from: LadySmith on December 08, 2011, 09:47:30 PM
"So I got scared, hit the gas, and accidentally ran him over."
The End

LadySmith wins the caliber wars.
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2011, 10:39:28 PM »
But he was naked and all... articulate!
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2011, 10:43:26 PM »
Quote from: roo_ster on December 08, 2011, 09:58:26 PM
(12ga^000) * 6 = lean ground beefcake



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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2011, 11:41:23 PM »
Quote from: drewtam on December 08, 2011, 10:39:28 PM
But he was naked and all... articulate!

steriods, dude, steriods. I'm thinking he probably couldn't articulate anything.
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2011, 01:44:08 AM »
Quote from: LadySmith on December 08, 2011, 09:47:30 PM
"So I got scared, hit the gas, and accidentally ran him over."
The End

1) naked large man on porch
2) call 911
3) videotape police trying to subdue said beast
4) post on YouTube.
5) profit????
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2011, 08:36:24 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on December 08, 2011, 04:39:11 PM
Not exactly astounding.  Don't we use larger calibers on larger wild animals ?  ;)

Tis why I own an FAL.  Trust me, a mag of 7.62x51, he ain't getting up.
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2011, 01:04:42 PM »
For the win

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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2011, 03:02:30 PM »
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2011, 04:22:07 PM »
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I'm betting they had 9mm

Handgun caliber wouldn't have made a lick of difference. Because handguns suck when it comes to power.

This is a situation where deploying the patrol rifle or shotgun would be an excellent idea.



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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2011, 05:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on December 09, 2011, 04:22:07 PM
Handgun caliber wouldn't have made a lick of difference. Because handguns suck when it comes to power.

This is a situation where deploying the patrol rifle or shotgun would be an excellent idea.





I know that.
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2011, 09:42:46 AM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on December 09, 2011, 01:04:42 PM
For the win



Let's see Muscle Boy bench-press that......  :cool:
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2011, 10:48:48 AM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on December 08, 2011, 06:15:55 PM
7.62x54R * 5, thankyouverymuch...
Don't forget,  + a foot of steel and 5 feet of gun to keep him from getting too close. :)
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2011, 07:08:59 AM »
Quote from: roo_ster on December 08, 2011, 04:17:27 PM
I personally met a man who survived being shot with a full mag frmo a Browning High Power: 13 rounds of 9mm goodness didn;t even knock him on his *expletive deleted*ss.  He walked home and called 911.  This guy was really, really fat.  400+ pounds before the shooting, 300lbs after recovery.

7.7lbs per bullet wound.  I think I know some people I might recommend this weight loss plan to.   ;/
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2011, 07:13:50 AM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on December 08, 2011, 06:15:55 PM
Ahem...

7.62x54R * 5, thankyouverymuch...

Or, depending on which one my hand lands on first, .30-06 * 8 + ping.....

Same, except the '06 is an Enfield, and next in line is the Mossberg 835.  3.5" 18 pellet Magnum 00 is as close to a guaranteed one-shot stop as you're going to get without going to artillery.
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Re: Couple attacked by naked 300lb bodybuilder.
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2011, 05:19:22 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on December 10, 2011, 09:42:46 AM
Let's see Muscle Boy bench-press that......  :cool:

Sounds like the makings of a Hollywood script.

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