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Title: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Otherguy Overby on November 08, 2007, 08:00:00 PM
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Living Dead Dolls pencil sharpener

sadie-pencil-sharpener.jpg


Fantastic! My list of fears just got longer. Decapitated doll heads secured their top spot a long time ago, but now I get to add pencils and pencil sharpeners to the list too.

Thanks, Living Dead Dolls Sadie Pencil Sharpener! I've always wanted to shove a dull pencil into an eye socket and not only have it come out sharpened, but also watch a scary head "vomit" the shavings.

The sharpener is sold out (awww!) now but usually sells for about $7

I thought you'd like this...
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 08, 2007, 08:05:24 PM
That is truly disgusting and sickening.   sad   But I'm quite sure Sindawe will buy one, if he hasn't already.   cheesy
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Sindawe on November 08, 2007, 08:13:56 PM
KEWL!!!  Just the thing to go with the laughing skulls, Daleks and figurine of Kali-Ma I have on the desk at work.

Pity they are sold out...  sad
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 08, 2007, 08:15:53 PM
I am eerily prescient.   shocked
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Antibubba on November 08, 2007, 09:22:15 PM
How vile!  Where can they be found?  I mean, so I can protest the degradation of our society, of course...
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: LadySmith on November 09, 2007, 12:32:10 AM
Neat doll. However, I'm developing a real affinity for Kali.
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Mabs2 on November 09, 2007, 04:06:03 AM
They should make one where you put the pencil in the mouth and the shavings come out the butt.
I'd buy THAT for a dollar.
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Manedwolf on November 09, 2007, 04:35:43 AM
Quote from: Sindawe on November 08, 2007, 07:13:56 PM
KEWL!!!  Just the thing to go with the laughing skulls, Daleks and figurine of Kali-Ma I have on the desk at work.

Pity they are sold out...  sad

I suggest this tissue holder. It makes people laugh.

Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Fjolnirsson on November 09, 2007, 05:26:47 AM

MW, where can I find that tissue holder...

I think I worry people at work. After my first halloween there, I never removed the ceramic skull from my desk, but started using it as a pencil holder. Over time, I've added a "wild man" figurine, a stone gargoyle, and a movie poster of Serenity, in German...

I can see it on their faces..."He seemed so normal in the interviews....".

Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Sawdust on November 09, 2007, 06:06:14 AM
Quote from: Fjolnirsson on November 09, 2007, 04:26:47 AM

MW, where can I find that tissue holder...


http://www.amazon.com/Tiki-Head-Tissue-Box-Cover/dp/B0007U8MSA/ref=pd_bbs_2/103-2347513-3341417?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1194623962&sr=8-2

HTH,

Sawdust
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: CAnnoneer on November 09, 2007, 09:11:09 AM
That's alright. In gradschool, my lunch cup was a grinning Halloween skull on a skeletal hand pedestal. Now, I pretend to be normal.
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 09, 2007, 12:46:00 PM
Que es un "wild man figurine"?
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: RevDisk on November 09, 2007, 12:59:12 PM
Quote from: Fjolnirsson on November 09, 2007, 04:26:47 AM

MW, where can I find that tissue holder...

I think I worry people at work. After my first halloween there, I never removed the ceramic skull from my desk, but started using it as a pencil holder. Over time, I've added a "wild man" figurine, a stone gargoyle, and a movie poster of Serenity, in German...

I can see it on their faces..."He seemed so normal in the interviews....".

Mine's a lil more subtle, surprisingly enough.  Cold chisel, claw hammer, rubber mallet, cat o 5e tails (5 cat5e cables with velcro tie handle), etherkiller (regular power cable spliced into a cat5 patch cable), utility razor knife, box of latex gloves, body fluid disposal kit, infectous waste containment kit, etc.   

I love my boss' responce, "Put those sharp things in a drawer or something.  IT Director nearly lost a finger playing with one!  And remember to dump any biological material in specified containers so the EPA doesn't jump on us."   I get yelled at for coming in early too.  Sigh. 
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Fjolnirsson on November 09, 2007, 03:33:15 PM
Fistful...

http://www.pacificspiritcatalogs.com/Wild_Man-320.htm

Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Bogie on November 09, 2007, 05:09:36 PM
Yeech - I used to work for a blazingly neurotypical fellow who'd sneak up behind me...
 
I don't react well to that.

Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Strings on November 10, 2007, 10:30:50 AM
>cat o 5e tails (5 cat5e cables with velcro tie handle),<

I had something similar when I did network cabling. Took about 4' of 100pr cable, tied a knot at the end, and another about 18" up. Wrapped the knots (and between) with electrical tape. Then separated the cable from the second knot to the end...

 Made a DANDY improvised defensive tool!
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Stand_watie on November 10, 2007, 05:51:11 PM
Quote from: Fjolnirsson on November 09, 2007, 02:33:15 PM
Fistful...

http://www.pacificspiritcatalogs.com/Wild_Man-320.htm



Is that an enormous phallus on that thing or another leg? I'll bet it makes your female co-workers smile.
Title: Re: Stick it in your eye!
Post by: Fjolnirsson on November 10, 2007, 05:57:15 PM
Enormous phallus.
However, when I purchased mine, I opted for the neutered version, since I have frequent public contact at my desk...