I, for one, am outraged at this latest development. I never expected that an enormous agency of the federal government, tasked with myriad responsibilities including enforcement of lawful federal regulations, would have any need, at any point ever, for (gasp!) FIREARMS! Clearly this is evidence of one of Barack **HUSSEIN** Obama's latest schemes to oppress the small farmers of America with jack booted thugs wielding high-clip rapidfire assault machineguns in the dreaded ultra-deadly 40 caliber (for God's sake, they are probably even using exploding-tip talon shredder Hollow Points), in order to enact his socialist tyrannical agenda. Why else would agents need the unrestricted and hyperoppressive firepower that is offered by the .40 Caliber Submachineguns used by our governments?? They probably even have the shoulder thing that goes up, which as we all know, can anywhere from double to quadruple the oppression capacity of a Forty Caliber Assault Machinegun.
DHS buying flesh-shredder hollow points and now this. It's clear that the grand HUSSEIN Obama oppression scheme is right around the corner.
There is no reason that a federal agency which was tasked by Congress with creating and enforcing lawful regulations should EVER HAVE GUNS EVER. There is no reason that federal officials would EVER conceivably have a need for firearms in the course of their regulatory enforcement duties. I mean, I think we can all agree there are some places GUNS JUST DON'T BELONG-- Like, why would you ever take a gun with you to CHURCH. You're never going to need a gun in church. I mean, I support the Second Amendment and everything, but come on, there is no reason you should ever take a gun to CHURCH. Or schools. Or college campuses. Or all public parks. Or libraries. USDA agents are supposed to be doing agricultural stuff or something. So of course they should never have guns.