Meeting the girlfriend's parents...

[280plus]

>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
>the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
>He tells the boy everything there is to know
>about condoms and sex.
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
>pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and all.
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>offers to say grace and bows his head.
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
>with his head down.
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
>boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>   The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
>pharmacist."

[Azrael256]

Ok, that's a good one.  I'll be telling that at dinner tonight

[SpookyPistolero]

I work in a pharmacy, I'll have to remember that one. Hehe..

[Art Eatman]

I like the guy's rap on Blue Collar Comedy:

To his daughter's date, "Now son, that's MY daughter.  She's the most important thing in my life.  Now, I KNOW you'll bring her home in the same condition as when she left.  And remember, I'm not afraid to go back to prison."

Art

[Mabs2]

Reminds me of The Blob.
Art's was good too.

However, I just find it hard to believe that people know so little about the people they're dating...this is off topic, but she never mentioned once what her parents do?  @_@
That seems to be the trend these days.

[Art Eatman]

"these days"?    The pharmacist joke is at least forty years old, as near as I can remember.  And, after all, it's a joke.  Jokes have improbable stuff.

A farm kid hits 13.  Decides he wants to learn about life.  Tells his dad.  Dad says okay, how ya gonna do this?  Kid says he'll go to town and do some learning.  Dad asks about the kid being lonesome.  Kid says he'll take his pet duck, for company.

Kid hits the edge of town.  He's kinda cute, so a Doorway Darlin' asks him what's happening.  He explains about wanting to learn about life.  She offers a lesson for a dollar, but he explains he has nothing but his pet duck.  Okay, she sez; she'll trade.  So:  One each lesson in life.  She then decides she doesn't need a pet duck.  Offers the duck back.  Nope, sez the kid; a deal's a deal.  Okay, how about anotherr lesson in life and you take the duck back?  Okay, sez the kid.  A deal's a deal.

Kid and duck head on down the street.  See interesting item in shop window across the street.  While crossing the street, a truck runs over the duck.  Instant duckby*.  The truck driver is remorseful.  Offers the kid a dollar and a half as reparation.  Okay, sez the kid, a deal's a deal.

Sorta saddened, the kid heads for home.  Upon arrival, his father asks about the learning about life.

"Well, Dad, it's like this:  I got a () for a duck, a duck for a (), and a buck-and-a-half for a ()ed-up duck."

(If you're from California or New Jersey, a hint:  It rhymes with duck.  Say it fast for best effect.)

Art

*  Like a Frisbie, only flatter.

[RevDisk]

However, I just find it hard to believe that people know so little about the people they're dating...this is off topic, but she never mentioned once what her parents do?  @_@
That seems to be the trend these days.

Heh, you don't know my mom.   My sister was going on a date with a guy she didn't know much about.  So she asks me and my buddies to keep an eye on her.  (Mom talk for "don't break any of his limbs, but make sure he gets the message")    I decline and say my sister has a right to privacy, and to having her own life.  Mom counteroffers with a couple bricks of ammo and a few cases of beer for my friends.   Did I meantion some of my friends have mastered the 'Deliverance' accent?  

Needless to say, said troublesome boy never asked for a second date, my sister was pissed, my mom was happy, I was at the range, and my buddies were throwing a party.  

[crt360]

RevDisk, that was funny.  I'm guessing that after word got out about her family, it was a long time before your sister had another date.  

[Balog]

That's a great joke Art, but what the hell is a "Doorway Darlin'"? I can guess from the context, just never heard the expression.