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Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« on: July 23, 2008, 09:58:12 AM »
One gunny husband.  One non-gunny (but obviously curious wife).  One pistol.  Some leftover firecrackers.

The guy is going to pay for this for a long, long time...  grin

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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 10:00:47 AM »
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 10:07:38 AM »
Yes he will...but man she deserved that!
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 10:09:37 AM »
she dropped his 1911, that is probably good enough of a payback.

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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 10:18:24 AM »
Why did she sniff the gun?  Do they come in scented models now?

I have the "fresh baked cookies Springfield 1911"...

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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2008, 10:38:45 AM »
"I'm hit!"   laugh laugh laugh

That was funny as hell.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 02:36:06 PM »
Perhaps funny on one level, but he could have taken another approach and had a shooting companion for life.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2008, 02:39:28 PM »
Quote from: cambeul41 on July 23, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
Perhaps funny on one level, but he could have taken another approach and had a shooting companion for life.

Yup.  I'm still trying to understand what was going through his little pinhead. 

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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 03:01:56 PM »
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Perhaps funny on one level, but he could have taken another approach and had a shooting companion for life.
I see nothing funny at all about it.  If a man/woman continues to treat their spouse in that manner over a period of time, will probably be living alone.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 03:06:19 PM »
Hm, I can think of a funny prank involving firecrackers and that guy's genitals.  Or is that mean?
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 03:08:43 PM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on July 23, 2008, 09:18:24 AM
Why did she sniff the gun?  Do they come in scented models now?

I have the "fresh baked cookies Springfield 1911"...

Chris
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 03:59:43 PM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on July 23, 2008, 01:39:28 PM
Quote from: cambeul41 on July 23, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
Perhaps funny on one level, but he could have taken another approach and had a shooting companion for life.

Yup.  I'm still trying to understand what was going through his little pinhead. 

Chris

Caption said he told her not to touch it while he was out of the room, and she was fondling it anyways.....flagrant FU in my opinion...I'd have been ticked at her too.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 04:00:49 PM »
My wife(works for the SO) just told me she would probably have shot him for that stunt. Too bad she won't ever want to go shooting or use it in a emergency. He did get his revenge. I bet it is cold in the house for awhile.....
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 04:02:42 PM »
Quote from: crawdaddyjim on July 23, 2008, 03:00:49 PM
My wife(works for the SO) just told me she would probably have shot him for that stunt. Too bad she won't ever want to go shooting or use it in a emergency. He did get his revenge. I bet it is cold in the house for awhile.....

If by 'house' you mean 'doghouse,' you may be right, since I think she'll decide the couch is too good for him
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 04:22:32 PM »
I saw that earlier, meant to post it.  Good job. =p

It's freaking hilarious.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2008, 04:32:42 PM »
Quote from: Phyphor on July 23, 2008, 03:02:42 PM
Quote from: crawdaddyjim on July 23, 2008, 03:00:49 PM
My wife(works for the SO) just told me she would probably have shot him for that stunt. Too bad she won't ever want to go shooting or use it in a emergency. He did get his revenge. I bet it is cold in the house for awhile.....

If by 'house' you mean 'doghouse,' you may be right, since I think she'll decide the couch is too good for him


He probably aint having to sleep on the couch or outside for that matter. From the video and being nice. She isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Bless her heart.

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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2008, 04:53:08 PM »
It's guys like this that make me think it's a good thing I don't have any sisters or I'd be spending a good stretch in jail or prison.

She will forever hate guns and anything related to them. I've heard that it was staged but even still the concept alone is enough to make my blood boil a bit.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2008, 05:01:32 PM »
I think it was staged. rolleyes
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2008, 05:54:21 PM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on July 23, 2008, 09:18:24 AM
Why did she sniff the gun?  Do they come in scented models now?

I have the "fresh baked cookies Springfield 1911"...

Chris

You're not far off. I have a "Can't put my finger on it but somehow reminds me of my Grandmother's house, maybe it was the varnish on the old piano, too bad it burned along with the house" '97 Winchester. I bought it "scent-unsmelled" through Auction Arms fully intending to use it, but since I caught that first whiff, I haven't fired it.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2008, 06:18:44 PM »
LOL, that was pretty funny. Cheesy

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I think it was staged.

I don't think so. Her reaction seemed pretty genuine.

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She will forever hate guns and anything related to them.

What makes you make that assumption? It would seem to be that they have a pretty loving relationship, perhaps they pull pranks on each other all the time. Some people do that you know.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2008, 01:45:36 AM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on July 23, 2008, 02:59:43 PM

Caption said he told her not to touch it while he was out of the room, and she was fondling it anyways.....flagrant FU in my opinion...I'd have been ticked at her too.

Don't know about the state where they live, but my wife was an adult when I married her. And if she wants to handle any of my guns when I'm not in the room, I'm not going to make a fuss about it.....

....but then, my wife knows the Four Rules (esp. the "finger on the trigger" rule). Skippy just blew a good teaching and bonding opportunity with his wife for a YouTube-class stunt.

Wanna bet on the length of time before hubby comes home to find his 1911 missing and wifey has a new ring from the local pawn shop?....
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2008, 02:17:10 AM »
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Wanna bet on the length of time before hubby comes home to find his 1911 missing and wifey has a new ring from the local pawn shop?..

If that happens, he needs a new wife.
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2008, 02:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on July 23, 2008, 09:00:47 AM
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Wife is outside, seated at a table, handling/fondling/checking out and sniffing a 1911.
Hubby sneaks up behind her and tosses some lit firecrackers in her direction.
Wife freaks out, drops the 1911 on the table (theres a cloth or towel on the table, so the 1911 appears to be safe from damage), and takes off running and freaking out.
As for the sniffing, some gun care products smell nice. I think Hoppes #9 should be a cologne. grin
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2008, 03:00:50 AM »
BWAHAHAHAHA grin
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Re: Myspace prank - Husband, Wife, Gun, Firecrackers
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2008, 03:20:15 AM »
Quote from: grampster on July 23, 2008, 04:01:32 PM
I think it was staged. rolleyes

I agree. 
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