I'm not sure if I should take this seriously or not. With gems like, "The fashion industry depends upon the peer pressure that only public schools can generate.", I'm pretty sure it's mostly a joke.
But I'll bite, at least to get into the discussion. I was homeschooled and I'm very much in support of it. Point by point...
-Most parents were educated in the under-funded public
school system, and so are not smart enough to homeschool
their own children.
True, in some cases. And it takes a determined, disciplined person to sit down with their child and actually get them to learn something every day. The parent should make a careful decision on whether they are qualified to homeschool their children. I was lucky enough to have a very good mother as my teacher.
-Children who receive one-on-one homeschooling will
learn more than others, giving them an unfair advantage
in the marketplace. This is undemocratic.
Sarcasm or plain anti-American thought. Sadly, I'm not sure.
-How can children learn to defend themselves unless
they have to fight off bullies on a daily basis?
Adversity does build character. But a well-adjusted, well-parented kid will more likely be confident enough to stand up for themself than a kid who's been raised in the school system, with limited individual attention, and has been told "Both people in a fight will be punished, no matter who started it."
-Ridicule from other children is important to the socialization process.
My sarcasm sense is tingling. Yeah, ridicule is really good for raising confident, empowered, self-motivating young people. Try again.
-Children in public schools can get more practice
"Just Saying No" to drugs, cigarettes and alcohol.
Again, someone with actual self-esteem is going to have a better chance of saying "No" than someone who has been ignored all their life and will do anything for other people's affection.
-Fluorescent lighting may have significant health
benefits.
I almost laughed at that one. O wait, I didn't...
- Publicly asking permission to go to the bathroom
teaches young people their place in society.
Uhhh, bad joke or "Bite me."
- The fashion industry depends upon the peer pressure
that only public schools can generate.
But I thought we wanted kids to NOT cave to peer pressure when it came to drugs. How will we ever do both at the same time?
- Public schools foster cultural literacy, passing on
important traditions like the singing of "Jingle Bells,
Batman smells, Robin laid an egg..."
*sigh* Ok, the joke's on me. This is a joke.
- Homeschooled children may not learn important office
career skills, like how to sit still for six hours straight.
But kids who go to public school, aren't really disciplined, and get to change classes every 50 minutes, with lunch and recess thrown in, will....
Ok, by about "Batman smells..." I started to smell something too. This is pretty much a damning indictment of public schools. One or two legitimate points. Which I will address.
Unqualified parents, already covered.
Socialization and growing up. I think there is something to be said for sending kids to high school. At some point you have to release them into the real world. Better to give them a few years while they are still living at home than to send them off to the college drugs and alcohol and sex scene at the same time that they are adjusting to school with other kids AND living away from home. Plus, even less parents are really qualified or able to do a good job teaching high school level classes. Esp math and science stuff (unless your dad is an engineer or something).
Unfortunately, I think there is a lot to be said for homeschooling in the early years. A lot of kids develop bad habits then and never break them. Keeping your kids at home for a few extra years allows you to help work on manners, honesty, consideration for others, and all those other little things that many kids don't pick up at public schools. Plus, sitting down and reading with your child and addressing their specific weaknesses and helping them research their questions is, in my opinion, a lot better than throwing them in with 25 other kids.
I guess that's mostly what I have to say. Here's my story, if you doubt the fundamental soundness of homeschooling. I was homeschooled through the third grade. Since then I've always been near the top of my class. I graduated high school w/ all kinds of neat accolades and am about to graduate college with two Bachelor's degrees (math and CS). I've never done drugs or alcohol, despite a LOT of opportunities. Most people consider me well behaved and polite.
It isn't all my parents doing, but I credit them with teaching me a love for learning and always helping me with stuff I didn't understand. And with teaching me good manners and disciplining me when I needed it. And with always being 100% supportive of me, all the time.
Homeschooing isn't a magic bullet. Good parenting is. Public school kids with good parents can do very well. But I think there are a lot of advantages to homeschooling your children in the early years and helping them get a leg up on life. Unless it's extremely poorly done, homeschooling can be (and usually is) a tremendous asset.