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Re: sustainability
« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2010, 06:33:47 PM »
Tongue is firmly in cheek, but I'm a three-striker, insofar as I work in a x-state x-medical/research x-university. Jargon and novel management theories are heavy on the ground...
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2010, 06:40:34 PM »
Geeziz, I'd go insane.


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Re: sustainability
« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2010, 07:01:31 PM »
"leverage" used as a verb is a personal favorite. "We need to leverage our sustainability to increase awareness".
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2010, 07:58:40 PM »
"leverage" used as a verb is a personal favorite. "We need to leverage our sustainability to increase   enhance awareness".

Fixed it.  Now it's complete gibberish. =D
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2010, 08:02:49 PM »
"We need to leverage our sustainability to enhance awareness of our core values and holistic mission focus." Take that, gramps.

The irony is that I can somewhat turn it to my advantage. My experience and vocabulary are such that I can phrase my approach as following or against the prevailing bureaucratic wind, and get people to do, or not do, something they might not otherwise consider. It is tedious, but can be fun on occasion.

My boss is doing cutting-edge medical research. He values me because I manage and deflect the byzantine minutiae that would otherwise distract him from his real job. Kinda cool.
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2010, 08:39:59 PM »
But what is the mission statement for this thread?....we'll never have unit cohesiveness without a mission statement....  =|
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2010, 08:51:03 PM »
But what is the mission statement for this thread?....we'll never have unit cohesiveness without a mission statement....  =|
Quite right. But at least we have synergy.

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Re: sustainability
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2010, 08:52:35 PM »
Wait, wait, wait.  You are jumping the gun.  Before we develop a mission statement, we need a vision statement.
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2010, 10:14:57 PM »
A synergistic, holistic, vision moving forward toward a paradigm mission that enhances our core values which binds a cutting edge to an encompassing sustainability.

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Re: sustainability
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2010, 10:15:41 PM »
Does anyone actually have to deal with this gibberish?
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2010, 05:34:05 PM »
Does anyone actually have to deal with this gibberish?

Yes, anytime something is written here at work it needs to be wordsmithed to included all the latest greenie catch phrases.

If I can go a week with out hearing "wordsmith" spoken from anyone, it is a good week indeed.
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2010, 05:40:26 PM »
One that drives me nuts is "incent." As in, "How do we incent our employees to collaborate and maximize the synergistic outcomes?" [barf]

I guess "incentivize" or "motivate" just aren't fresh enough.

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Re: sustainability
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2010, 05:52:11 PM »
One that drives me nuts is "incent." As in, "How do we incent our employees to collaborate and maximize the synergistic outcomes?" [barf]

I guess "incentivize" or "motivate" just aren't fresh enough.

Incent an employee huh?

Next time you feel like it, smack someone and claim you misheard.

Or get one of these:

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Re: sustainability
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2010, 05:28:06 AM »
We all got pulled into an emergency meeting (had to go to work early myself, I start at 14:00 normally on late shifts) to discuss changes to management. They managed to squeeze that old favourite 'Synergy' into the brief.
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2010, 07:31:24 AM »
Back in my workin' days, enhance was a buzzword.  Whenever something was enhanced that meant we were going to have to do more with less for less.
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2010, 09:57:51 AM »
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Does anyone actually have to deal with this gibberish?
Don't get me started.  We have to leverage and redeploy existing assets, building synergy among the stakeholders, as we invent our go-forward strategy.
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2010, 10:08:50 AM »
I was a breakfast meeting this morning and I started chuckling when the speaker went into a spiel about sustainability. Folks looked at me like I was the devil.  >:D
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2010, 07:46:06 PM »
Mrs Scout's entire job is attending meetings and creating jibberish filled presentations to keep the higher echelons busy so her worker bees can get the actual work done.  (When they are not complaining about how hard they have to work).  While some of what she does is HIPAA restricted I frequently chuckle, gaffaw and laugh out loud when she uses me to as a sounding board.

The sad part is that when she gives her presentations to those above her, using those words is like giving crack or meth to addict...... 
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2010, 07:54:20 PM »
But what do the words mean?

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Re: sustainability
« Reply #44 on: June 18, 2010, 07:59:01 PM »
Back when I was working (several jobs back infact) we all cringed when the VP of Operations would decide to implement the latest and greatest ideas from the then best selling "management" book he had just read.  He didn't think it was funny when at one meeting my counter-proposal was to burn his Barnes & Noble frequent buyer card....... =D =D =D   

 
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #45 on: June 20, 2010, 11:10:17 AM »
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But what do the words mean?
Let me see if I can help on some of them....

Stakeholders:  Those whose ass is on the line if this idea fails.

Leadership: (a group, not a quality):  Those who will be rewarded if this idea works.

Paradigm: actually, ~ $.20.  More often used to mean "how we do things".

Leverage:  to mercilessly exploit something that's waaaay past its "sell-by" date.  For example, one can "leverage" your Dodge Aries to pull a 35' travel trailer.  Once.  For a little while

Incent (v.), often bastardized to be "Incentivize".  To threaten.

Proactive:  A most sought after trait, often leading to foolish behavior.  One may proactively have one's appendix removed, for example.  You know, just in case it might need it.

Align:  To beat, cane, and cudgel a group or organization into behavior that is self-evidently foolish or suicidal.

Re-invent:  See "Align".  Usually applied to a larger organization.

Agility:  Flexibility fostered by lack of clear goals.

Pivot:  The ability to react to the fact that agility has landed your career on the wrong side of the Live/Die divide.

Tipping point:  (rustic) The position at which beer begins to flow past the rim of its container. (Business) The moment in time it which Leadership realizes that the current paradigm requires re-alignment to allow the stakeholders to pivot, thereby freeing up resources to seek opportunities outside the current employment model.

Strategy:  That list of wishes upon which all members of Leadership can agree might not require them to be held accountable for the stakeholders success.


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Re: sustainability
« Reply #46 on: June 20, 2010, 11:27:59 AM »
ABSOLUTELY!

Sorry, neither buzzword nor answer to any of the above questions, just my nominee for a usage that should allow an immediate violent response.
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Re: sustainability
« Reply #47 on: June 20, 2010, 11:43:31 AM »
Thanks, Hutch! :D :D :D

I think I knew some of the people who would be using those words today. They were the ones who bumped into lockers in high school.