Author Topic: I know why hurricanes happen! (Read 2785 times)

Azrael256 · « **on:** September 27, 2005, 06:00:56 AM »

A friend sent me this earlier. I've spent the last two hours or so reading this guy's site, and I must say, he's a really "special" guy. I'm not entirely sure what "scalar EM experiments" are, but I'm damn sure I want one for Christmas. They sound REALLY cool. Evidently there is also a vast conspiracy involving jetliner contrails and... something. I'm not really sure what jet contrails have to do with anything, and neither does whackjob, but after reading his site, I'm sure there's a conspiracy in it somewhere.

So, if you're looking for a laugh, or you just need something to shake your faith in humanity, go have a look.

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #1 on:** September 27, 2005, 06:31:59 AM »

Wow, someone fashion that guy a new tinfoil hat!

bytor94 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 27, 2005, 07:52:18 AM »

I am struck speechless!

Where is that tinfoil when I need it?

Nathaniel Firethorn · « **Reply #3 on:** September 27, 2005, 09:42:06 AM »

My G*d!

The Russians shot Hurricane Katrina with gigantic yellow arrows!

- NF

onions! · « **Reply #4 on:** September 27, 2005, 09:57:50 AM »

Sneaky Commies!

Clever though.

Nathaniel Firethorn · « **Reply #5 on:** September 27, 2005, 10:09:43 AM »

Well, boys, I reckon this is it scal-u-ler combat toe to toe with the Russkies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about scal-u-ler combat.

Standing Wolf · « **Reply #6 on:** September 27, 2005, 10:09:54 AM »

According to my kitty, the Great Cat punishes us with earthquakes and great storms when we two-leggers aren't nice enough to kitties.

pauli · « **Reply #7 on:** September 27, 2005, 10:29:00 AM »

i hate when that happens.

vernal45 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 27, 2005, 11:23:19 AM »

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I know why hurricanes happen

And here I thought Bush did it and Cheney aimed it. That will teach me, never listen to liberals.

Art Eatman · « **Reply #9 on:** September 27, 2005, 12:10:56 PM »

vernal45, Bush started Katrina to end Cindy Sheehan's TV coverage. And, whadday know? It worked! She even complained about the relative amount of coverage!

Cheesy

, Art

grampster · « **Reply #10 on:** September 27, 2005, 04:26:26 PM »

Then she went and got herself arrested, had an interview with Sen. McCain after which she called him a warmonger. She is a category 5 windbag, with all due respect to her son.

Waitone · « **Reply #11 on:** September 27, 2005, 07:07:37 PM »

The guy is nuts. Everyone knows hurricanes are caused by hyper-dimensional connectivity between storms on Jupiter and Saturn and earth. Let's just say the proof is irrefutable that Bush steered Katrina into NO so he could bust up the democrat power structure and flip a seat or two to the republican party. rolleyes

Guest · « **Reply #12 on:** September 27, 2005, 08:20:56 PM »

The hot air coming off the Sacramento capitol building causes it's own weather patterns.

280plus · « **Reply #13 on:** September 28, 2005, 01:56:42 AM »

All else aside, excellent shots of the eye. Other than that...

shocked

Sergeant Bob · « **Reply #14 on:** September 28, 2005, 06:11:27 AM »

Quote from: Nathaniel Firethorn

[Slim Pickens voice]Well, boys, I reckon this is it scal-u-ler combat toe to toe with the Russkies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about scal-u-ler combat.[/Slim Pickens voice]

Antibubba · « **Reply #15 on:** September 28, 2005, 09:04:50 AM »

Somewhere out there is a lot of unwrapped fish.

280plus · « **Reply #16 on:** September 28, 2005, 10:48:22 AM »

[Slim Pickens voice] "Now someone go back and get a ****load of dimes!!"[/Slim Pickens voice]

brimic · « **Reply #17 on:** September 28, 2005, 11:39:52 PM »

The work of a meth tweaker who listens to Coast to Coast AM.

molonlabe · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2005, 05:11:50 AM »

GET ONE NOW

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

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Author Topic: I know why hurricanes happen! (Read 2785 times)

onions!

Guest