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Would you like to play a game?
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:24:27 AM »
http://www.wthr.com/story/29510645/have-you-seen-this-woman

The game is called "Spot the fails".

Apparently I is a grad-you-ate of some medikel skool 'cause it appears going out into the real world is in fact rocket surgery.  Otherwise the northside panhandler would have assumed ambient air temperature long ago.

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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2015, 10:32:05 AM »
wow the epic stupid of the lady that let her get in her car and drove her around....
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2015, 11:32:44 AM »
There's/was one similar that in Milwaukee as well- middle aged black lady that looks like she has AIDS who aggressively approaches cars at stop lights- mainly in the ghetto-y areas. Seems mostly harmless compared to some of the crazies I've seen around.

Haven't seen her in a few years probably because my driving routes change because of road construction.
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2015, 11:36:53 AM »
wow the epic stupid of the lady that let her get in her car and drove her around....

It would be kind of fun to take off fast with her in the car and give your best Hannibal Lechter impression, opining out loud how you wonder if she'd taste better smoked, or grilled.  =D

I also wish I had a stack of those fifty and one hundred trillion dollar Zimbabweian bills. I'd hand them out to the five or so panhandlers I see every day on my commutes in and out of downtown Milwaukee.
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2015, 12:54:06 PM »
First of all why aren't your car doors locked?

Second of all jump into my car you are going to be lucky if all that happens to you is a beat down.
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2015, 02:00:34 PM »
What gets me is one of the cooperative victims said she's just pushing to get all she can.  They recognized the problem yet apparently were limited only by the panhandlers imagination. :facepalm:
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2015, 02:38:40 PM »
*snicker* I want to drive around where this woman is doing her thing with one of the Anatolian in the car with me.

I wonder how fast she's be jumping back out of the car...

Or better yet, Tristan the Affinpincher.
I can see it now, she's open the door and jump in, only to be attacked by five pounds of black fur with very white little teeth.
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2015, 08:09:22 PM »
Last idiot that ran up to my car door got a .45 pointed at his head. They retreat quickly. He didn't even get to touch the locked handle
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2015, 10:21:48 PM »
duplicate.
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2015, 11:51:07 PM »
Ride the Lightning wasn't just a Metallica album... :police:


Why bother?  Touch my door and you get to  see how JMB's mechanics and ballistics work together.

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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2015, 01:44:25 AM »
Geothermal Nuclear War, you first. [popcorn]

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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2015, 06:12:32 AM »
A long, long time ago -- in the days before cell phones -- I was driving home through the city late one night and stopped at a traffic light. A woman who was either drunk or on drugs came up to my passenger door and tried to open it. Mercifully, I had locked it -- that didn't stop her from continuing to try. She was babbling about something but I couldn't figure out what. I drove a couple of blocks up the street, stopped at an all-night gas station, and used their phone to call the cops.

I wasn't afraid for me safety, but if she had gotten into my car I don't know how I ever would have gotten her out. The biggest reason I called the cops was that I was afraid she'd get hit by someone because she was wandering around in the travel portion of the street.

Yeah, ALWAYS lock the doors.
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2015, 12:39:07 PM »
Geothermal Nuclear War, you first. [popcorn]
Yeah, the thread title will always remind me of that movie.  Not sure if current generations have even seen it.
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2015, 02:16:33 PM »
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Re: Would you like to play a game?
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2015, 04:28:28 PM »
Nine posts to get the base reference, but still nobody has mentioned the allusion.

Semi-sorta good going, gang.

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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

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