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Title: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: Scout26 on May 31, 2017, 10:57:01 PM
"Probably a good idea to skip the buffet at the strip club."

http://www.borderherald.com/tainted-buffet-jacksonville-strip-club-blamed-severe-diarrhea-incident-stage/
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: RoadKingLarry on June 01, 2017, 05:30:27 AM
What a shitty development.
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: Fly320s on June 01, 2017, 06:56:24 AM
Quote from: Amy Schumer on May 31, 2017, 10:57:01 PM
"Probably a good idea to skip the buffet at the strip club."

http://www.borderherald.com/tainted-buffet-jacksonville-strip-club-blamed-severe-diarrhea-incident-stage/

That tuna tasted funny.
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: TechMan on June 01, 2017, 07:09:59 AM
Talk about a blast from the past.
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: HankB on June 01, 2017, 08:18:55 AM
Strip clubs . . .

Be advised, the days when a shot of penicillin would cure whatever ails you are long over . . .
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: lupinus on June 01, 2017, 08:23:23 AM
We have a new one here. Bucks, racks, and ribs. It's a titty bar and BBQ restaurant. God bless America.


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Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: AJ Dual on June 01, 2017, 11:34:05 AM
Most health departments will be sure the buffet is at least a certain distance from the stage, especially if any of the girls have the "ping pong ball trick" as part of their act.
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: 230RN on June 01, 2017, 11:43:39 AM
Gives new meaning to the term "clean up that mess."

(In the Naval sense/)
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: Scout26 on June 01, 2017, 02:43:03 PM
This comes as exceptionally bad news for Ron Swanson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-yB1i6KEo
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: T.O.M. on June 01, 2017, 03:35:44 PM
Rarely am I struck speechless.  Congrats.  I'm speechless.
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: MechAg94 on June 01, 2017, 04:42:07 PM
Quote from: Chris on June 01, 2017, 03:35:44 PM
Rarely am I struck speechless.  Congrats.  I'm speechless.
"Yeah, I'll just leave this dollar over here."   =)
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: Scout26 on June 01, 2017, 05:56:11 PM
Quote from: Chris on June 01, 2017, 03:35:44 PM
Rarely am I struck speechless.  Congrats.  I'm speechless.

That's another check mark on the ol' Bucket List...


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: Fly320s on June 01, 2017, 05:58:31 PM
Quote from: Amy Schumer on June 01, 2017, 05:56:11 PM
That's another check mark on the ol' Bucket List...


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

More like a skid mark.   =D >:D [barf]
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: HeroHog on June 01, 2017, 08:22:18 PM
Quote from: Fly320s on June 01, 2017, 05:58:31 PM
More like a skid mark.   =D >:D [barf]

Speaking of Skidmark, he would have LOVED this!
Title: Re: Another sentence I never thought I would say or type:
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 01, 2017, 08:47:30 PM
Quote from: AJ Dual on June 01, 2017, 11:34:05 AM
Most health departments will be sure the buffet is at least a certain distance from the stage, especially if any of the girls have the "ping pong ball trick" as part of their act.

The buffet needs to be moved to a separate building if they are zombie strippers.