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your supposed to add a line...sheesh follow my lead... :mrgreen:
Once upon a time....
...there was a new forum called APS....
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...which is not to be confused with another APS, the latter with a lower result/noise ratio...
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but which, like its metal namesake, startled people who saw it for the first time, bringing forth thoughts such as, "Wow...that's Cool! I never expected that..."
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...that Steve really appreciates learning about...
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The contest to see who can get the highest post count is on.
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...said Cool Hand Luke, as he hurridly pecked away at his keyboard.
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< uh what >
Steve is still looking at the pic of the APS and wondering why the 9x18 is/ was so popular with the ....
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The contest to see who can get the highest post count is on.
One merley need quote...
and
WildineverhavemuchtosayanywayAlaska
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Steve is still looking at the pic of the APS and wondering why the 9x18 is/ was so popular with the ....
alaskan sasquatch sitting in the corner playing with it's nose hair. Then, as if by magic.....
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SWMBO came into the room, asking ...
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..."When can I get on? I want to play spades!!!"
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"Sure!" he said, breathing heavily. "But first, you have to hold this long, vibrating...."
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...pogo stick, while i put on my teenage mutant ninja turtles....
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...and SWMBO said "Get over here Boy-San" and yanked on what nose hair remained...
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Suddenly, the roof crashed in as Preacherman, P95Carry and Art Eatman fast-roped to the floor, bearing.....
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arms.
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Arms, and Chili. "Here" says one of them, "This one has beans in it!"
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"Beans?" asked spiff. "Yummm..." "Not again," Holly thought with a grimace.
sm chimed in: "Beans? Here -- lemme show you another meaning of the term, "fast rope."
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"Rope? This isn't rope..it's tactical ___ ___ ___"
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(Hi Steve - *waves* ) ........
.................... ''fast rope'' - makes me think of soap on a rope - but mix that with beans and you gotta problem ...
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"Rope? This isn't rope..it's tactical ___ ___ ___"
You ever heard ME say tactical?
Practical...
Rope? This ain't rope..its Practical Critter Control Cord. :mrgreen:
Hey Chris - you still keeping CCC in the "boot " of the Mrs. vehicle?
*smirk*
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Steve - I'll give you ''boot'' milad!!! The steel toed one LOL
Don't forget to check under your ''bonnet'' *grin* ...
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Hey since I started this thread - I get to use Poetic License to get back on topic - right? Gonna do it any...
I'll give you ''boot'' milad!!! The steel toed one....
....Wheras Spiffy was heard saying " May I have another ...
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... copy of that picture of WA in the pink tutu? Those nights don't get any shorter in the wintertime you know!" Barbera rummaged in her purse, thinking she'd have it, but instead pulled out a.....
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Barbera rummaged in her purse, thinking she'd have it, but instead pulled out a.....
keyring full of shiny keys, and spiff was distracted by their shininess and the wonderful sound they made when he shook them.
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Members of the Roundtable took note of Spiff's facination with shiney things making noise and...
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realized shiny noisy things are not the way to get into a Blackhawk tactical advertisement which is his secret dream.
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But the other APSrs made a note to get Spiff a set of his OWN shiny clinky thinks for his birthday, which is coming up.....
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....... next on Cops! Spiff will spend his birthday . . . . . . .
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....... next on Cops! Spiff will spend his birthday . . . . . . .
doing his best to extract large slippery eels from......
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...where they were wrapped tenuously around his waist, holding his P99 which was holstered in his inside the waistband holster because his pants were too tight.
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WildAlaska's SWMBO invited Spiffy over for supper. "I fix eel for supper".- SWMBO was heard saying as she ....
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...hacked up an eel with great glee, causing both WildAlaska and Spiff to cringe. Then, all of a sudden a blackhawk helicopter containing...
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...hacked up an eel with great glee, causing both WildAlaska and Spiff to cringe. Then, all of a sudden a blackhawk helicopter containing...
Chuck Schumer, Dianne Feinstein and Ted Kennedy landed on the front lawn! They piled out of the chopper, each holding......
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Chuck Schumer, Dianne Feinstein and Ted Kennedy landed on the front lawn! They piled out of the chopper, each holding......
....pieces of the Tri-Lateral Commissions crest, which when put together,
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and hung on a gold chain around spiffy's neck, declaring that the world needs to look to it's native roots for answers in these dark and troubled times, after which WA, spiff, Schumer, Feinstein et al., engaged in a group hug and sang a rousing chorus of Kumbaya.
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...while the one remaining eel, the one that the holster was affixed to, slithered quietly to Spiffy's off hand....
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WA looked over at spiffy and winked as the eyelids of the Three Mousketeers began to droop. The three were soon fast asleep, and spiff asked, "so what did your wife put in those samples of her eel dish that she fed them?"
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WA answered "a special mixture of 'Okama'*, fresh from japan".
* - you'll have to ask WA about Okama, unless you know japanese already.