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Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« on: May 10, 2008, 06:25:40 PM »
Oh noes!  My right to tell dumb jokes!  shocked
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2008, 06:29:58 PM »
I think that thread was an inside job... undecided

You know, to take our rights and stuff.
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2008, 07:14:38 PM »

Internal organs, please.
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2008, 07:40:32 PM »
what is that from ?
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2008, 10:05:53 PM »
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2008, 10:11:16 PM »
fistful you have no right to tell dumb jokes.  It is only a privlage.
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 09:21:59 AM »
Quote from: fistful on May 10, 2008, 05:25:40 PM
Oh noes!  My right to tell dumb jokes!  shocked
Shut up!!  You bloody peasant!  police


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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 09:30:42 AM »
Oh! Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 01:18:49 PM »
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from farcical aquatic ceremonies being arbitrarily handed administrative powers.  If I were to go around saying that I'm an emperor a moderator, because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me Oleg made me a moderator, they'd put me away fall into line or get banned. 

Oh, wait, I guess that doesn't quite work out. 
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 02:23:05 PM »
Those damn moderators....


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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 07:49:18 PM »
Hmph.  You think you're oppressed.  Come see the patriarchy inherent in the system.  laugh
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 08:24:26 PM »
fistful you wouldn't know what being oppressed was if it came and bit you on your unoppressed a$$. laugh
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 08:25:57 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 11, 2008, 07:24:26 PM
fistful you wouldn't know what being oppressed was if it came and bit you on your unoppressed a$$. laugh

And, amazingly, it would still be your fault.
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 08:42:05 PM »
Quote from: BridgeWalker on May 11, 2008, 06:49:18 PM
Hmph.  You think you're oppressed.  Come see the patriarchy inherent in the system.  laugh


I AM the patriarchy inherent in the system.   laugh
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2008, 01:01:04 AM »
Can someone PLEASE pipe up that their first amendment rights are being violated?

That one always makes me laugh....
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2008, 01:07:24 AM »
I don't know about my 1st but my 21st is right now. grin
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2008, 01:13:51 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 12, 2008, 12:07:24 AM
I don't know about my 1st but my 21st is right now. grin

Beer is being illegally shipped into your state?
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2008, 01:23:03 AM »
Nope.  I cannot have alchol while deployed in Iraq.

The 21st amendment repealed the 18th.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2008, 01:28:09 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 12, 2008, 12:23:03 AM
Nope.  I cannot have alchol while deployed in Iraq.

The 21st amendment repealed the 18th.

I know this. It also prohibits importation of alcohol into a state in violation of that state's laws:

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Section 2. The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use there in of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited.
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The amendment cannot be read as protecting a right to consume alcohol.
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2008, 01:34:17 AM »
True, just giving Ex-Ma something to chew on, wanting someone to bitch about their 1st amendment rights.
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2008, 01:41:31 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 12, 2008, 12:34:17 AM
True, just giving Ex-Ma something to chew on, wanting someone to bitch about their 1st amendment rights.

Just nitpicking really. I find the whole thing unfunny anyhow. smiley
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2008, 08:50:13 AM »
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2008, 01:30:08 PM »
Dennis, 'ere's some lovely flith down here.......

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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2008, 02:58:30 PM »
Dennis.   cheesy
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2008, 05:33:11 PM »
Fistful weighs the same as a duck.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
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