New Doritos flavor...

[K Frame]

On my way home from Pennsylvania, I stopped at a Sheetz (local 7-11 type store), and I saw black bags of Doritos with white lettering.

They were printed (I have it in the car) with words to the effect that it was a taste test and that the taster is invited to help name the new flavor.

I was intrigued, so I left the bag of Black Pepper Jack on the shelf (my favorite!) and got these, formula X-13D or some such.

It was easy to identify what flavor they're going for just from the smell -- Cheeseburger with pickles.

And I have to admit that they tasted vaguely like a cheeseburger with pickles.

Until the chemical after taste set in.

I've not provided my feedback yet, but I'm afraid it's not going to be too complimentary.

[HankB]

. . . black bags of Doritos with white lettering. They were printed (I have it in the car) with words to the effect that it was a taste test and that the taster is invited to help name the new flavor. . . 

Perhaps, with a little imagination, you can get an idea from the name of the store . . . as in "These taste like . . . "

(Cheeseburger and pickle Doritos . . . I think I'll pass . . . )

[crt360]

They were printed (I have it in the car) with words to the effect that it was a taste test and that the taster is invited to help name the new flavor.

. . .

And I have to admit that they tasted vaguely like a cheeseburger with pickles.

Until the chemical after taste set in.

I've not provided my feedback yet, but I'm afraid it's not going to be too complimentary.

I like cheeseburgers with pickles, but I usually like to eat them with chips THAT DON'T TASTE LIKE CHEESEBURGER AND PICKLES.  Why don't they just make them taste like a cheeseburger with pickles, a bag of Doritos and a Coke?  Then you wouldn't have to mess with anything else.  At least they weren't formula wd-40.

I suggest they call them Pickled and Cheesy Meat Sandwich Flavor with Chemical Aftertaste for Fresh Breath and Whiter Teeth or, if that's too complimentary, just Pickled Crap.

Maybe I should actually try some first. 

[Brad Johnson]

(Cheeseburger and pickle Doritos . . . I think I'll pass . . . )

Bacon cheeseburger pizza, on the other hand... 

Brad

[The Rabbi]

(Cheeseburger and pickle Doritos . . . I think I'll pass . . . )

Bacon cheeseburger pizza, on the other hand... 

Brad

Treif.

What would you call Doritos that taste like cheeseburger and pickle?  Doritovilles (after Jimmy Buffet of course)?

[Brad Johnson]

Nah, I was talking about pizza that tastes like bacon cheeseburger.

Brad

[K Frame]

"What would you call Doritos that taste like cheeseburger and pickle?"

Well, I'd have to call these crap.

[The Rabbi]

"What would you call Doritos that taste like cheeseburger and pickle?"

Well, I'd have to call these crap.

I suspect Marketing would nix that idea.

I've already begun formulating the jingle to go along with them.

Bloating away again in my Doritoville,
Searching for more calories and salt.
Some people say that its metabolism to blame,
But I'm thinkin'
It's my own damn fault.

[K Frame]

"What would you call Doritos that taste like cheeseburger and pickle?"

Well, I'd have to call these crap.

I suspect Marketing would nix that idea.

I've already begun formulating the jingle to go along with them.

Bloating away again in my Doritoville,
Searching for more calories and salt.
Some people say that its metabolism to blame,
But I'm thinkin'
It's my own damn fault.

While I like it, don't quit your day job.

And, Jimmy Buffet says you owe him money.