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Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« on: June 09, 2010, 06:12:35 PM »
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 06:21:49 PM »
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 06:23:39 PM »
lol.  Mabs made a double entendre that was STRAIGHT!  Good job, Mabs! =D
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 07:10:35 PM »
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lol.  Mabs made a double entendre that was STRAIGHT!  Good job, Mabs!

Isn't a 'bear' a gay term though?
Just wondering...
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 07:26:52 PM »
Quote from: brimic on June 09, 2010, 07:10:35 PM
Isn't a 'bear' a gay term though?
Just wondering...
You keep up with gay terms?
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 07:41:48 PM »
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You keep up with gay terms?
So it is a gay term then..... =D
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 08:33:03 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on June 09, 2010, 06:23:39 PM
lol.  Mabs made a double entendre that was STRAIGHT!  Good job, Mabs! =D
What?
I don't wear cologne.  The stuff stinks.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 08:33:41 PM »
Quote from: Mabs on June 09, 2010, 08:33:03 PM
What?
I don't wear cologne.  The stuff stinks.

Compared to your favored perfumes?
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 08:35:04 PM »
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Compared to your favored perfumes?
Perfumes are even worse.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 09:21:35 PM »
Quote from: brimic on June 09, 2010, 07:10:35 PM
Isn't a 'bear' a gay term though?
Just wondering...

Better than random policemen, indian chiefs, construction workers, sailors etc...
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 11:43:57 PM »
Mabs knows the difference between cologne and perfume?

Heck, I can't seem to figure that one out.  They both stink, right?
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 11:57:10 PM »
Quote from: BridgeWalker on June 09, 2010, 11:43:57 PM
Mabs knows the difference between cologne and perfume?

Heck, I can't seem to figure that one out.  They both stink, right?
It's easy.
Cologne commercials are full of half naked men, has dark plastic bottles and is made for men.
Perfume commercials are full of half naked men, have clear or pink tinted glass bottles and is made for women.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 01:12:30 AM »
Seems to work as well as a varmint call.

Callvin Klein?

I can see it now in Sportsman's Warehouse.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 04:31:37 AM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on June 09, 2010, 06:23:39 PM
lol.  Mabs made a double entendre that was STRAIGHT!  Good job, Mabs! =D

There's hope for the poor guy yet....  :'(
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 05:09:10 AM »
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It's easy.
Cologne commercials are full of half naked men, has dark plastic bottles and is made for men.
Perfume commercials are full of half naked men, have clear or pink tinted glass bottles and is made for women.

Good cologne comes in glass.

Philistines...  ;/
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2010, 11:51:24 AM »
I usually put old spice in a drip bag over my cougar set.

I am hoping to bag a nice one with a big rack.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2010, 11:55:01 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2010, 02:03:21 PM »
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2010, 02:39:50 PM »
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Good cologne comes in glass.
Good cologne is on the shelf next to Microsoft Works.
Sorry, but as a person with an overly sensitive nose I can't tolerate "smell good stuff".  There are certain areas in stores and malls I can't approach without headaches.
Axe cologne is the only stuff I've ever bought, and it smelled alright.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2010, 06:52:47 PM »
Quote from: Mabs on June 10, 2010, 02:39:50 PM
Good cologne is on the shelf next to Microsoft Works.
Sorry, but as a person with an overly sensitive nose I can't tolerate "smell good stuff".  There are certain areas in stores and malls I can't approach without headaches.
Axe cologne is the only stuff I've ever bought, and it smelled alright.


I think you now have an affirmative defense to charges of gayness.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2010, 07:40:51 PM »
Quote from: Matthew Carberry on June 10, 2010, 06:52:47 PM
I think you now have an affirmative defense to charges of gayness.

But he just admitted to liking Axe.  Isn't that more like an admission of gayness?  ???
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2010, 07:56:48 PM »
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But he just admitted to liking Axe.  Isn't that more like an admission of gayness?  ???

No, it's an admission of d-baggery at worst.  But apparently he has a medical exemption.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2010, 08:03:53 PM »
Whoa whoa.  I never said I liked Axe.
Truth is, a girl liked Axe.  So I bought some.





Turned out later she didn't have a penis!  Man that was disappointing.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2010, 08:50:23 PM »
You were disappointing?  You wanna edit that?
Or explain it?   .......nah, never mind.... I'll just assume you meant disappointed.
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Re: Calvin Klein cologne attracts cougars!!!1
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2010, 09:00:42 PM »
Quote from: Mabs on June 10, 2010, 08:03:53 PM
Whoa whoa.  I never said I liked Axe.
Truth is, a girl liked Axe.  So I bought some.





Turned out later she didn't have a penis!  Man I was disappointing.

Forget the lacking of tackle, she was lacking taste.  Axe was made for 13 yr olds too shy to shower after gym class.
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