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geronimotwo

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Wis. man accused of stealing $625 in lobster, beef
« on: January 01, 2009, 07:54:03 AM »
ETRACINE, Wis. – A suspected grocery thief still has a taste for finer cuisine, even in the struggling economy.

Police in Racine, Wis., say 43-year-old Brian A. Rubenstein tried to steal $625 in groceries. The total included $365 in lobster and $213 in ribeye and beef roasts.

Workers told police they saw Rubenstein fill his cart with lobster tails and beef cuts, as well as a smoked ham, apple pie and fruit platter. He was arrested Dec. 23.

Rubenstein was charged Friday with misdemeanor retail theft, which carries a maximum penalty of nine months in prison and a $10,000 fine.

Rubenstein didn't immediately return a message left Wednesday evening.

Police say he told investigators times are tough.




i guess if you decide to steal groceries, you don't go for the spam.........
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Re: Wis. man accused of stealing $625 in lobster, beef
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2009, 01:24:32 PM »
They left out the part where he tried to leave the story without paying? 
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Re: Wis. man accused of stealing $625 in lobster, beef
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2009, 04:03:42 PM »
They left out the part where he tried to leave the story without paying? 

Yep....that part might be significant when the case comes to trial....



....at least the guy cared enough to steal the very best...  =D
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Re: Wis. man accused of stealing $625 in lobster, beef
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2009, 11:58:52 AM »
He's not just a small-time hamburglar ;)
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Re: Wis. man accused of stealing $625 in lobster, beef
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2009, 12:27:44 PM »
Yep....that part might be significant when the case comes to trial....



....at least the guy cared enough to steal the very best...  =D
I just hope he wasn't arrested for just filling his cart.  :D
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