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Title: You know you want a pair
Post by: MillCreek on May 25, 2017, 10:00:54 PM
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2017/05/25/gunsticles-really-compensate/

Which color to choose: tactical black or dark earth?
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: HeroHog on May 25, 2017, 10:07:14 PM
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Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: HeroHog on May 25, 2017, 10:08:00 PM
They make a dandy forward grip I hear...
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: Sideways_8 on May 25, 2017, 10:10:07 PM
Will they attach to the magazine? A long barrel needs something to balance it out.
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 25, 2017, 10:28:50 PM
There's no way I'm gon'ad those to my rifle.
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: Scout26 on May 25, 2017, 10:31:42 PM
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2017/05/25/gunsticles-really-compensate/

Which color to choose: tactical black or dark earth?

Nothing say a peach or cream color ??
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: TommyGunn on May 25, 2017, 11:24:14 PM
There's no way I'm gon'ad those to my rifle.

That was a ballsy double entendre. [popcorn]
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: 230RN on May 26, 2017, 12:22:56 AM
They make a dandy forward grip I hear...

Are we ready for another go-round with the BATFEABCXYZ waffling back and forth:  Are they a foregrip, or are they not a foregrip? Yes no yes no yes no yes no....
 
That was a good one, fistful.
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: K Frame on May 26, 2017, 07:05:46 AM
I think we've finally found something that is stupider, more reprehensible, and more of a complete waste of resources than a badge saying "Concealed Weapon Carrier."
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: 230RN on May 26, 2017, 11:54:33 AM
Well, yeah, pretty tasteless, except for the foregrip principle.

ILLEGAL:

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LEGAL?:

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I'm just waiting for the first poor schnook with a good record to get tagged with that kind of violation.  Oh, what a case, depending on the actual statutory lingo.

Is it a foregrip?  Yesnoyesnoyesnoyesno...

Would it be an "infringement?"  I might have to change my signature line to add "testicles."

Terry, 230RN

Pic credits in properties.

Edited To Add my signature line in case you have that disabled on this site:
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How can you logically maintain that restrictions on short barreled rifles, silencers, testicles, free trade between individuals, ammunition specifications, outright bans on ownership of anything resembling a firearm, background checks, et cetera, are not "infringements"?.
:rofl:


Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: T.O.M. on May 26, 2017, 02:15:08 PM
We often talk about how a DA would conduct a trial against a gun owner depending on the features of the gun used...EBR, high cap magazine, etc.  What, pray tell, do you think a DA would do if you had a set of these hanging off your firearm used in a shooting?  And, probably far more important, what would a jury think?  (Though I gotta say that the off-records jokes would likely be awesome.)
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: Unisaw on May 26, 2017, 02:57:20 PM
They make a dandy forward grip I hear...

Yeah, for angry feminists!

If they rebranded them as Trumpticles, they would sell a lot more to shooters who are liberal or, even better, part of the Republican establishment.  It would bring new meaning to "squeeze off a shot."
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 26, 2017, 03:15:49 PM
I think we've finally found something that is stupider, more reprehensible, and more of a complete waste of resources than a badge saying "Concealed Weapon Carrier."


I agree it's more of a waste. At least with the CCW badge, you know they're a misguided naif. With these things, the potential for irony is too high. You don't know if the guy is clowning, or just a clown.
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: lupinus on May 26, 2017, 05:50:13 PM
Mine clank when I shoot, now yours can too.


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Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: AJ Dual on May 26, 2017, 06:00:34 PM
I'd like to see them made out of dried up little bits of leather.
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: MechAg94 on May 27, 2017, 12:12:32 PM
So is that some new version of Smart Carry?
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: MechAg94 on May 27, 2017, 12:14:24 PM
I would think a more appropriate idea would be some sort of dual tactical light/laser.

"Are you holding your package?" 
"No, its my tactical weapon light."
Title: Re: You know you want a pair
Post by: HeroHog on May 27, 2017, 09:06:46 PM
I'd like to see them made out of dried up little bits of leather.

I've always wanted a coin purse made from a scrotum. Maybe a bull scrote handbag for the wife...