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Title: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: grislyatoms on May 09, 2009, 10:47:13 AM
a.k.a. Scotch Eggs

This is my first attempt at making them.

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First one was a little too dark. I fried them in a pan instead of deep frying; I didn't want to use a lot of oil.

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Pretty good, but a pain to make. The sausage was so greasy it kept slipping off the eggs. So, I dabbed a lot of it off with paper towels. Formed the sausage around the eggs then nuked them for a bit to firm up the sausage. Rolled 'em in bread crumbs and threw them in the pan.

I might try them again from time to time.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: LadySmith on May 09, 2009, 11:52:22 AM
OMG, those look so decadently tasty! My blood pressure went up a few notches just looking at them.  :lol:

Grisly, were those a meal in themselves or did you have a side dish, something potato-y?
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: grislyatoms on May 09, 2009, 12:13:38 PM
Kiddo ate one with ketchup, I ate one with spicy brown mustard, no other sides. I skipped lunch that day, they fill ya right up... :lol:

Hmmm. Potato-y. A side of hash browns would be just...too good. =)
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: K Frame on May 09, 2009, 12:23:58 PM
Try rolling the egg in corn starch before you try encasing in sausage. It might give you a little more traction.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: grislyatoms on May 09, 2009, 01:43:45 PM
That's a good idea, Mike. I'll try that next time.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Uncle Bubba on June 12, 2009, 11:08:10 PM
Apologies for being a threadmancer (11 pages back I went to find this) but I made Scotch eggs tonight and wanted to thank grisly for giving me the idea with this thread and to show off my work. I used a very basic recipe I pulled off the Web and Tennessee Pride Mild sausage. No problems with the sausage adhering to the egg, deep-fried 'em for 6 minutes. They were good but could've been better. Next time I'll go with medium and add some spice to the flour.

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Thanls for the (unintended) nudge, grisly.

Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: roo_ster on June 12, 2009, 11:14:30 PM
I never thought to encase eggs in sausage. 

Ixnay on the hash browns.  Go for the gold...golden fried potatoes & onions.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Gowen on June 12, 2009, 11:28:09 PM
Then you need to dip them in country gravy....  My cholesterol just doubled. =D
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: AJ Dual on June 13, 2009, 12:16:27 AM
The dark one looks the best!

And yes.... mustard, so spicy you can barely stand it.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Nick1911 on June 13, 2009, 12:18:55 AM
Good lord, this looks fantastic

I think I have a project for when Mrs. Nick1911 goes out of town!  :angel:
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Antibubba on June 13, 2009, 12:37:13 AM
I got chest pains just looking at the photos!
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: LadySmith on June 13, 2009, 01:54:33 AM
I made some last month. Mine didn't come out so pretty (more octagon-shaped with a different color on each side), but they were good and filling. It took me 4 days to eat two of them. A very tasty treat indeed.  =)
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: 280plus on June 13, 2009, 07:27:35 AM
"Make's my left arm ache just thinking about it"  :laugh:

Damn yummy lookin'!  =D
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Uncle Bubba on June 13, 2009, 10:47:27 AM
The dark one looks the best!

And yes.... mustard, so spicy you can barely stand it.

It should, it's been cooked!  =D

I didn't think to note that the two on the right were waiting to go in the oil. I put salt and pepper on one, Tony Chachere's Creole Spice on another, and Tiger Sauce on a third. All were good in their way. I'll try some mustard with the next batch.

Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Cromlech on June 13, 2009, 12:02:18 PM
I need to go to the old general store now for some scotch eggs. Those look nice.  =D
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Iain on June 13, 2009, 01:08:23 PM
After years of hearing jokes made at the expense of British food I find a thread full of Americans drooling over one of the foulest concotions that a Brit put together.

If you didn't finish that meal with a deep-fried Mars bar then you're a filthy-food lightweight.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: lupinus on June 13, 2009, 01:22:34 PM
Never had a fried mars bar...yet!

Does a helping of deep fried oreos with a fried twinkie chaser come close enough?
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Iain on June 13, 2009, 01:37:07 PM
You don't even need to fry the twinkie to win.

Filthy American food generally wins out, but Scotch eggs are a noteworthy contribution to the field.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: K Frame on June 13, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You know WHY we're drooling over it?

Because it's one of the few British foods the recipe for which isn't "Throw ingredients into a large pot. Add water. Boil for 8 days. Thrown out contents of pot. Eat pot."
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Iain on June 13, 2009, 02:39:31 PM
The American version of such a dish would be - drop in grease, fry. Slather in hot sauce, claim that nothing with less than 100,000 scoville units actually tastes of anything at all.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: grislyatoms on June 13, 2009, 04:31:26 PM
Hey, cool, glad y'all liked them  =D

Currently looking around for my next "Never had that before, seems simple, I'll give it a go" -type dish.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: grislyatoms on June 13, 2009, 04:39:06 PM
You know WHY we're drooling over it?

Because it's one of the few British foods the recipe for which isn't "Throw ingredients into a large pot. Add water. Boil for 8 days. Thrown out contents of pot. Eat pot."

Sounds like the way my Grandma would cook most vegetables. Boil them into a slimy mush, and then force them on the kids. Found out I actually liked the vegetables, just not that manner of cooking, years later.

Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: lupinus on June 13, 2009, 10:20:46 PM
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The American version of such a dish would be - drop in grease, fry. Slather in hot sauce, claim that nothing with less than 100,000 scoville units actually tastes of anything at all.
I fail to see the problem....
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: LadySmith on June 13, 2009, 11:58:54 PM
I fail to see the problem....

So do I.
"One man's meat is another man's poison", but no one said you can't have both at the same time.  =D
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Uncle Bubba on June 14, 2009, 12:15:33 AM


Sounds like the way my Grandma would cook most vegetables. Boil them into a slimy mush, and then force them on the kids. Found out I actually liked the vegetables, just not that manner of cooking, years later.

That's the way my dad has cooked all his life. He and my mother have been married 49 years - and Mama is a good cook - and he's never been able to understand that there are ways to prepare food besides "cook the living sh*t out of it".

Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: erictank on June 14, 2009, 08:42:41 AM
Sounds like the way my Grandma would cook most vegetables. Boil them into a slimy mush, and then force them on the kids. Found out I actually liked the vegetables, just not that manner of cooking, years later.

Sounds like my family, taken just a LITTLE farther than Mom would go.  The veggies weren't reduced to mush, but they WERE cooked until all hint of crispness was removed.  I learned to hate cooked vegetables as a child (exceptions - corn, starchy types like potatoes and rice), although I've always been a big fan of salad and assorted raw vegetables.  One of the things my wife did for me was teach me how to cook vegetables in ways that DIDN'T render them into not-quite-slime - I've found I can tolerate cauliflower quite handily, and I *LIKE* broccoli, carrots, and snow peas, for example, when properly steamed.

Still don't care for asparagus, though.  =D

ETA: I've also learned to really enjoy beef cooked to less than medium-well, quite thoroughly, and will no longer make or order it cooked that much.  Don't see myself taking things on that front to Mom's level ("Pass the steak over a candle once per side and bring it to the table."), though.

On the topic of Scotch eggs - they look QUITE tasty.  As my wife's food allergies include eggs, though, I don't make them much. 
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: K Frame on June 14, 2009, 10:29:26 AM
One of the most satisfying things I have experienced in my life over the last several years is teaching my Mother new ways and methods of cooking.

For example, roasted asparagus, instead of steamed. She loved them. Another thing I introduced to her was Balsamic Vinegar. She's now absolutely nuts for the stuff. But, we're German, so we're nuts for just about all kinds of vinegar.

She taught me cook the way she learned from her Mother. Mom was a good cook, but not really spectacular. Mom and I work REALLY well in the kitchen together. That's one of the things that I really miss about being in DC, I don't get to see her as often as I like, and I don't get to cook with her.

Some years ago Mtnbkr introduced me to Alton Brown. I started watching him, and it really opened my eyes on new ways to cook the same things that I had always been cooking, especially vegetables and some meats.

Simple things like slicing a London Broil on the bias so that it's tender. Not flipping the burgers every 15 seconds and smashing them with the spatula so that they turn out dry.

One good thing about Mom, though, is that unlike so many of my friend's Mothers is that she was never afraid of using spices. Eating at some friend's homes was always an exercise in bland. You'd see maybe 5 spices.

It was sort of like where Marge Simpson went to the church craft fair and found a spice rack with 12 spices. "12 spices? Some of them must be duplicates.... ORE-EEEEE-GONE--OH? What the hell?"

Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Iain on June 14, 2009, 05:17:38 PM
Lack of any understanding of spice/flavours is still disappointingly common here, despite my protestations about the jokes, there is definitely a basis in reality.

I was talking to a friend recently about diet. Have to admit that I pretty much live on stirfried turkey/beef with vegetables and some form of noodle. She said that she liked stirfry but had to put cheese on it otherwise it has no taste. Eh? says I. Turns out that her idea of stirfry is oil, meat, veg. Serve. I use ginger, lemongrass, soy sauce, toasted sesame oil and fish sauce and still thought that I'm probably pretty conservative.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: lupinus on June 14, 2009, 05:51:06 PM
I never have figured out how a country who colonized so much of the world, and who has many communities of those colonized peoples, has such bland food.

Just about every country I can think of that was so far reaching imported a lot of the food traditions to some extent.  Several of the Italian city states for example like Venice.  Lots of flavors you would never think of as being Italian.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Iain on June 14, 2009, 06:37:31 PM
We don't really have that bland a diet. The traditional meat and two veg probably hasn't been too greatly influenced by the empire, although obviously the potato...

There is a lot of food choice in this country, and those cuisines have seemingly maintained a kind of separate identity within British food. That can be a little deceptive, the allegation is that a lot of what is called Indian food in the UK is an invention of Indian chefs working in British restaurants. The chicken tikka masala for example, although I don't know how much of that is urban myth. Bit like General Tso's chicken, which is something I just learned from wikipedia.

Queen Victoria liked a curry. For breakfast. There are also pretty old recipes for British dishes heavily inspired or plain ripped off from India in particular - kedgeree, mulligitawny soup. There's also Coronation Chicken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronation_chicken) which is clearly a kind of very British curry thing.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: lupinus on June 14, 2009, 06:52:27 PM
damn you Iain, you had to say tikki and put it next to massala.  Though I prefer the lamb to the chicken.

Now I am hungry again.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Chuck Dye on June 14, 2009, 07:21:41 PM
Terrific Scotch eggs for parties can be made with quail eggs.  To ease production, chill the sausage and put the egg into the sausage ball rather than attempting to put the sausage on the egg.

Mike, wrap the asparagus in prosciutto or culatello before roasting.  Yummy stuff!
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: LadySmith on June 15, 2009, 08:38:56 AM
Terrific Scotch eggs for parties can be made with quail eggs.  To ease production, chill the sausage and put the egg into the sausage ball rather than attempting to put the sausage on the egg.

Out of curiosity, where do you get quail eggs? I've only ever seen the basic brown and white chicken varieties in stores out here, and if you go upscale you can get organic.

Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: K Frame on June 15, 2009, 10:33:00 AM
Quail eggs aren't something you're going to find in your local Gulp 'N' Blow.

Speciality stores carry them around here, as do ones catering to the sushi making crowd.

NOT cheap.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Chuck Dye on June 15, 2009, 11:08:48 AM
Quail eggs are fairly common on the west coast in Asian groceries.  Last time I did Scotch quail eggs, 100 of them, I bought the eggs in Tijuana.  Sold by the kilo, as were chicken eggs, they were about half again the cost of chicken eggs.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: K Frame on June 15, 2009, 11:12:11 AM
You could also probably use very small chicken eggs.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: roo_ster on June 15, 2009, 11:32:23 AM
You could also probably use very small chicken eggs.

From pygmy chickens.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: K Frame on June 15, 2009, 11:40:25 AM
No, just peewee or small chiken eggs will do. They can be kind of hard to find, though.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: LadySmith on June 15, 2009, 03:49:26 PM
Hmmm...teeny bite-sized Scotch eggs sound yummy.

Now you guys have got me looking at hummingbird nests sideways.  :laugh:

I can go hit up some Asian markets next time I run errands, but before I do, what do quail eggs taste like?
I have a plebian palate that hasn't gone much further than basic beef-pork-common fowl foodstuffs.

ETA: Before some smart-aleck says the obligatory "they taste like chicken"  :laugh:, I was just wondering what I might expect if I bit into one.
I'm getting a disturbing visual of mini-balut for some reason.  :O
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: erictank on June 17, 2009, 12:47:01 AM
Hmmm...teeny bite-sized Scotch eggs sound yummy.

Now you guys have got me looking at hummingbird nests sideways.  :laugh:

I can go hit up some Asian markets next time I run errands, but before I do, what do quail eggs taste like?
I have a plebian palate that hasn't gone much further than basic beef-pork-common fowl foodstuffs.

ETA: Before some smart-aleck says the obligatory "they taste like chicken"  :laugh:, I was just wondering what I might expect if I bit into one.
I'm getting a disturbing visual of mini-balut for some reason.  :O

You HAD to bring up balut - where's the barf icon, again? 

A guy I used to work with at the power plant used to bring balut in on rare occasions.  Fortunately, he was on a different shift than I was, so all I got to do was hear about it.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Nick1911 on June 17, 2009, 10:09:37 PM
You persuaded me to try it.

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Kind of a pain to make, but oh so delicious!  I've never had these before.
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Werewolf on June 18, 2009, 03:29:15 PM
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Still don't care for asparagus, though. 

Try it this way:

Saute' in butter, lemon juice and coarse ground black pepper until the skin just begins to caramelize.

Ummm...
Ummm...

GOOD!
Title: Re: High fat, high cholesterol hand grenades
Post by: Chuck Dye on June 21, 2009, 03:13:38 PM
Quail eggs are noticeably richer than chicken eggs but not really other-flavored.  Sort of in the way that some whiskeys and rums are more flavorful than others or like the difference between chicken and turkey.  You will not be stretching much at all.