Author Topic: Who's the Daddy of Anna Nicole's Kid? (Read 2772 times)

m1911owner · « **on:** February 09, 2007, 04:26:30 PM »

This Anna Nicole thing is getting curiouser and curiouser... Wink

Now we have the folllowing guys claiming to be the father of her baby girl:

1) Her former boyfriend

2) Howard Stern

3) Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt of Germany.

4) Her late 90-year-old husband, posthumously via frozen sperm.

5) Her bodyguard, Alexander Denk.

My money's on Stephen Bing, aka "The Sperminator". He was the daddy of Liz Hurley's kid, and of Lisa Kerkorian's kid. And he wouldn't admit to either one until paternity tests forced him to.

(Edits to add new candidates as they pop up out of the woodwork.)

gunsmith · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2007, 04:31:25 PM »

Vodka7 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2007, 04:31:51 PM »

Bogie · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2007, 05:21:42 PM »

Who cares.

While people are agonizing over the poor dead playmate, our congresscritters are bound to pass something we won't like.

Lee · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2007, 06:13:01 PM »

Well, if you thought my wife was mad about the last gun I bought...just wait till next week...oh brother.

JimMarch · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2007, 06:32:43 PM »

gunsmith · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:58:58 PM »

who is that Jim?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2007, 08:32:00 PM »

I'm guessing that picture is Rob Zombie. Yes?

For those who don't know, possible father Howard Stern is her lawyer, not a radio personality.

JimMarch · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2007, 09:01:16 PM »

Hint: Oh Lordi...

laugh

MechAg94 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2007, 05:47:00 AM »

This question has come up before.

HankB · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2007, 05:48:51 AM »

The fact that there are so many possibilities for the father, says a great deal about the deceased celebrities' life choices.

m1911owner · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:19:23 AM »

I rather like Gunsmith's suggestion.

Chelsea needs a sister.

m1911owner · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:01:39 AM »

I just saw in the news that there is a new official contender, her late 90-year-old husband, via frozen sperm. I've added that to the original post.

Sergeant Bob · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:51:17 AM »

Hey, what can I say. I was really, really drunk that night.

Bigjake · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:56:07 AM »

the list of guys on the paternity test docket rivals that the vietnam wall in DC

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2007, 11:19:28 AM »

Quote from: JimMarch on February 09, 2007, 08:01:16 PM

Hint: Oh Lordi...

laugh

You don't mean Ozzy?

JimMarch · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2007, 11:58:59 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6VzdtmrP6Y

grin

See...the "Eurovision" music contest for years has been doing bland mellow crap...and then these clowns came out of nowhere from -=Finland=- of all places...took top honors...pretty funny.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2007, 12:07:11 PM »

I'm not offended at the Hard Rock Hallelujah, except as a music lover. That's cheesier than...anything that springs to mind at the moment.

slzy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2007, 09:24:04 AM »

maury povich has a chance for big ratings,maybe ppv hosted by the other howard stern.

charby · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Sergeant Bob on February 10, 2007, 07:51:17 AM

Hey, what can I say. I was really, really drunk that night.

No she was really, really, really drunk that night.

JimMarch · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:55:10 PM »

They're rockcheesulous...

gunsmith · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2007, 06:22:54 PM »

now they're saying Anna had the rich guys sperm frozen!
A smart move on her part, legally that would make it that much more likely she would get the inheritance.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2007, 07:50:44 PM »

No, smart move on her lawyer's part.

Antibubba · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2007, 09:30:15 PM »

I wasn't going to say anything, since what Anna and I had together was a beautiful and private thing, but...

Loucks · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:57:59 PM »

I'm firmly convinced that the father is her son. shocked

Call me twisted if you like; my SO did when I proposed this theory. I'm still of the opinion that it's the most satisfyingly repugnant resolution.

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Author Topic: Who's the Daddy of Anna Nicole's Kid? (Read 2772 times)