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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #50 on: April 30, 2008, 08:56:06 PM »
Can you get a mower attachment for it?
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2008, 02:12:31 AM »
Crash test blah-blah-blah.  That little 4-wheel cage is still safer than my motorcycle, and lots of us risk that mode of transportation every day...  undecided 

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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2008, 03:07:59 AM »
Seems like the only thing it's good for is driving downrange to change out the 500m targets.

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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2008, 03:11:22 AM »
Seems like the only thing it's good for is driving downrange to change out the 500m targets.

You can do that with a mountain bike for less money and very little "environmental impact". 
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #54 on: May 01, 2008, 04:32:45 AM »
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2008, 05:13:36 AM »
Seems like the only thing it's good for is driving downrange to change out the 500m targets.

You can do that with a mountain bike for less money and very little "environmental impact". 

Except that doing so will endanger the habitat of the Western Reticulated Kumkwat Flea.

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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #56 on: May 04, 2008, 07:34:11 PM »


More research. It seems the Smart has no crumple zone, but a design meant to trigger another vehicle's crumple zone. Thing is, if the other vehicle has no crumple zone, you're screwed, and mass wins.

In certain markets like California...



...there are a LOT of cars on the road with no crumple zone.

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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #57 on: May 04, 2008, 08:53:17 PM »
It doesn't have ROOM to have a crumple zone.  undecided


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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #58 on: May 04, 2008, 09:07:38 PM »
Regolith, why do you hate the trees, and the birdies?   sad
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2008, 02:49:50 AM »
If anyone watched those crash test videos, the cabin of the smart car showed amazing structural integrity in the tests, which would protect the occupants from intrusion into the passenger compartment. The downside is, they would be absorbing all the g-forces which would otherwise be decreased by crumple zones.




Of course, mass almost always wins but, it wouldn't matter much whatever you were driving if you have a head on with a Freightliner.
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2008, 07:23:36 AM »
That's not a SMART, btw.


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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #62 on: May 05, 2008, 07:43:30 AM »
If anyone watched those crash test videos, the cabin of the smart car showed amazing structural integrity in the tests, which would protect the occupants from intrusion into the passenger compartment. The downside is, they would be absorbing all the g-forces which would otherwise be decreased by crumple zones.

Which, unless you're wearing a six-point harness and a neckbrace like a race driver, can kill you. I don't think a regular seatbelt would be enough?

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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2008, 07:51:42 AM »
If anyone watched those crash test videos, the cabin of the smart car showed amazing structural integrity in the tests, which would protect the occupants from intrusion into the passenger compartment. The downside is, they would be absorbing all the g-forces which would otherwise be decreased by crumple zones.

Which, unless you're wearing a six-point harness and a neckbrace like a race driver, can kill you. I don't think a regular seatbelt would be enough?

I aways find it amazing when folks who own and ride motorcycles (or used to own/ride) complain about how unsafe small cars are in accidents. Not saying that folks on here all own motorcycles but I find it funny.
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2008, 08:01:52 AM »
I see more motorcycles on backroads here than I do in hostile rush-hour traffic.

I think people who ride a motorcycle in 80mph hostile bumper-to-bumper traffic accept that if they crash, they'll be killed by both impact and other cars running over them. That, or they should accept that.

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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2008, 08:08:20 AM »
Lots of motorcycles around here all the time.  In our parking lot (not all that large of one) we frequently have upwards of 8 or 9.  There's almost always 2-3.  Being in Tysons Corner, there is ALWAYS heavy traffic here and the major routes nearby are such backcountry roads as I495 (aka Capital Beltway), I66, I395, etc. 

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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2008, 08:26:22 AM »
As a motorcycle rider myself, I don't complain at all about how unsafe small cars are in accidents.

It's a matter of physics, pure and simple.  In a collision, a cager is probably going to do better than a bike, and a Freightliner is going to do better than a Suburban, and so forth.  You can engineer crumple zones 'til the cows come home, but Newton will prevail.
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2008, 08:31:30 AM »
My divisional manager laid his bike down on I-66 a couple of months ago. Lost it on a milled section of highway.

He punched out of an F-16 that had injested a goose, so the motorcycle was probably old hat to him.
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #68 on: May 05, 2008, 08:50:22 AM »
  You can engineer crumple zones 'til the cows come home, but Newton will prevail.

So, Newton sides with the gas-guzzling vehicles.  That earth-hating tool!
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2008, 10:44:05 AM »
If anyone watched those crash test videos, the cabin of the smart car showed amazing structural integrity in the tests, which would protect the occupants from intrusion into the passenger compartment. The downside is, they would be absorbing all the g-forces which would otherwise be decreased by crumple zones.

Which, unless you're wearing a six-point harness and a neckbrace like a race driver, can kill you. I don't think a regular seatbelt would be enough?

At 70 mph into a concrete barrier, I don't think it would matter what kind of harness you wear. Maybe if you had a HANS device.
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #70 on: May 05, 2008, 11:01:23 AM »
  You can engineer crumple zones 'til the cows come home, but Newton will prevail.

So, Newton sides with the gas-guzzling vehicles.  That earth-hating tool!

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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #71 on: May 05, 2008, 11:21:43 AM »
No, Darwin sides with them, as well.  We can't win, Paddy. 
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2008, 11:29:09 AM »
Newton occasionally has a sense of humor.



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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #73 on: May 05, 2008, 03:12:55 PM »
I can't believe that guy drove that Vette into the garage with that pickup on top of his car! cool

That Burbank crash is extremely weird.
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
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Re: Why Smartcar?
« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2008, 05:21:39 PM »
I can't believe that guy drove that Vette into the garage with that pickup on top of his car! cool

That Burbank crash is extremely weird.

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