4 am. The pager didn't wake me up, but it forwarded to my cell phone. There was a message from the pager, with a recording about some kind of error. Then I called the voicemail box where the residents actually leave their messages, and I heard something very bizzare. A white-trash male voice* left a message about how his wife had abandoned him and their children, and was committing "incest adultery" with her brother. The phone number he left was in the wrong area code for the apartments. I've got a few college students living there, so I guess one of them thought they would have fun with me.
I'm going back to bed now. Have to be up in two hours.
*These are nice, spacious apartments in a Jewish neighborhood. Most residents are retired.