Jerk. Tease. Not available to us mere mortals... Why you gotta be like that?
I'm not stopping you from feeding out your own butcher hogs.
Though if it makes you feel better I've only got about 5# of bacon in the freezer and will in all likely hood be "out of bacon"* before my current crop of pork is ready.
I do still have ham and sausage as well as pork chops and 2 large roasts(1/4 of small pigs).
*I might have actually buy bacon.