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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2013, 08:21:54 AM »
did someone say bacon?


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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2013, 08:37:08 AM »
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2013, 12:25:30 PM »
Bacon!?! Where!?! OH!!!

BACON!!!
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2013, 02:40:51 PM »
Maybe if you boys would make sammiches for us girls there'd be more of us around on a regular basis.

I bought my lady friend a book on making sammiches. From 1920. By the Woman's Institute for Domestic Arts and Sciences. Why, yes, I removed all sharp objects from the area first. I got her some other nice stuff too. I'm not masochistic enough to invite her here. One insane hobby at a time... 

But she got bacon on Sunday. So ha!
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2013, 03:02:04 PM »
Bacon?

Bacon bacon BACON!!!
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2013, 03:12:20 PM »
Lup, i always hear your posts in the voice of your avatar character.
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Holy hell. It's like giving a loaded gun to a chimpanzee...

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the last thing you need is rabies. You're already angry enough as it is.

OTOH, there wouldn't be a tweeker left in Georgia...

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! AND THROW SOME STEAK ON THE GRILL!

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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2013, 03:13:24 PM »
Shhh. He'll come back after work and burn the forum down.

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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2013, 04:14:26 PM »
Lup, i always hear your posts in the voice of your avatar character.
The feeling is mutual
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2013, 07:06:40 PM »
Thanks boys. I'd planned on trying a new chicken recipe this evening. Chicken's now in the freezer, bacon's in the skillet. =D
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2013, 07:34:20 PM »
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Maybe if you boys would make sammiches for us girls there'd be more of us around on a regular basis.

Do sammiches with kimchi sound good?
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2013, 09:36:58 PM »
I've had a kimchi sammich. But as usual, I tend to pick the good stuff off and leave the bread.
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2013, 10:44:04 PM »
Would you exchange
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2013, 11:05:33 PM »
did someone say bacon?



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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2013, 11:08:36 PM »
Thanks boys. I'd planned on trying a new chicken recipe this evening. Chicken's now in the freezer, bacon's in the skillet. =D

Nice recipe.....
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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2013, 11:10:59 PM »
I got future deer bacon curing in the fridge, should be going on the smoker Friday night if Q doesn't deliver.

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Re: What APS needs
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2013, 02:17:39 AM »
Jerk.  Tease.  Not available to us mere mortals... Why you gotta be like that?

I'm not stopping you from feeding out your own butcher hogs.  =D

Though if it makes you feel better I've only got about 5# of bacon in the freezer and will in all likely hood be "out of bacon"* before my current crop of pork is ready.
I do still have ham and sausage as well as pork chops and 2 large roasts(1/4 of small pigs).


*I might have actually buy bacon.
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