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BobR

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Chuck Norris died !
« on: April 06, 2014, 02:12:43 PM »
But he's OK now!!!!   ;)    =D


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Re: Chuck Norris died !
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2014, 02:37:54 PM »
You are a horrible person.
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Re: Chuck Norris died !
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2014, 03:05:35 PM »
You're about six days late with this news  :facepalm:
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Re: Chuck Norris died !
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2014, 04:13:25 PM »
Death didn't stand a chance against a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Re: Chuck Norris died !
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2014, 04:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Grumpy Old Man on April 06, 2014, 03:05:35 PM
You're about six days late with this news  :facepalm:
Actually, no. For his April Fools joke, Chuck Norris actually did roundhouse kick himself to death with the intent of coming back on his own. While dead, he decided to beat the previous record of resurrection after dying and being put in a tomb. He doubled the previous score - hence the six days.
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Re: Chuck Norris died !
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2014, 04:46:23 PM »
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Death didn't stand a chance against a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZrHmcpRAZNs#t=129
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