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« on: June 01, 2006, 09:37:22 AM »
NEW YORK -     Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed that she's pregnant, in a video clip posted on her Web site.
 
"Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I'll let you see me as I'm growing," the 38-year-old former reality TV star and Playboy playmate says.

Smith, who is floating on an inflatable raft in a swimming pool as a small white dog barks in the background, did not provide any details.

Her lawyer and spokesman, Howard K. Stern, could not be reached by The Associated Press on Thursday for comment.

Early last month, there were reports that Smith was expecting a baby. Stern issued a written statement saying, "If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet.

"If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumor because she thinks it's funny how much of a stir it's causing. She'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is."

Smith has a 20-year-old son, Daniel, from her first marriage.

She married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II in 1994, when she was 26 and he was 89. He died the following year. Since then, she has feuded with Marshall's son, Pierce Marshall, over her entitlement to the tycoon's estate.

Smith won a judgment from the Supreme Court last month that allows her to continue to seek part of Marshall's fortune.
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 09:41:18 AM »
rolleyes So...
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2006, 09:42:33 AM »
I think we now know who the father is.
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2006, 10:01:02 AM »
what would be awesome would be if Howie Marshall was the father via stored sperm

i just love a good court estate fight
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2006, 03:50:11 PM »
Who really cares?
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2006, 05:20:32 PM »
Say what you will, but I like Anna Nichole Smith.  She's like Tacky American royalty.  What makes her so enjoyable is that she gets the joke-she knows we're laughing at her, and she laughs right along with us.
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2006, 05:36:54 PM »
But what a fate for the poor baby!  Imagine having to grow up and go to school and admit to your classmates that yes, that woman is your mother . . .  shocked
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2006, 06:45:16 PM »
Former Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith and celebrity photojournalist Larry Birkhead are expecting a baby girl.

Birkhead has confirmed the pregnancy, telling TMZ.com, "I have been told that I am expecting a child, I have seen the ultrasound and have spoken to doctors.

"I am very excited about the possibility of becoming a father."

Birkhead had recently slammed rumors that Smith was pregnant, but insisted Wednesday he was pressured into making the denial.

He said, "I've been asked in the past by (Smith's lawyer) Howard K. Stern to deny the rumor."

Stern hit back at Birkhead telling TMZ.com, "Anna wants that guy completely out of her life and obviously he is having trouble dealing with it.

"You'll be able to find out soon enough (if she's pregnant)."

On Thursday, Smith confirmed the news in a video on her Web site.

She says, "Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I am happy -- very, very happy about it. Everything is going really, really good and I'll be checking in periodically on the Web.

"I'll let you see me as I'm growing!"

Smith has a 20-year-old son, Daniel, from a previous relationship.
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2006, 07:07:31 PM »
all I know is that I can safely say it that it is not mine.

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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2006, 07:46:13 PM »
"Who really cares?"

Congratulations, you've just described about 95% of the threads made on this, and just about any other, internet board...
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2006, 08:49:00 PM »
Who the **** is Anna Nicole Smith?
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2006, 03:10:40 AM »
mbs357,

   Just run a Scroogle search.  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2006, 03:24:59 AM »
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But what a fate for the poor baby!  Imagine having to grow up and go to school and admit to your classmates that yes, that woman is your mother . . .  shocked
Yeah Rev, but the breast-feeding couldn't be all bad.
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2006, 05:07:44 AM »
She'll gain all that weight back, and then some, she and Kirstie Alley will be fighting each other for Jenny Craig commercial spots.  And her 20 year-old son will have a new sibling, yee-haa!
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2006, 06:55:50 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2006, 10:06:34 AM »
In the words of Sam Kinison...

Y'all'd do her. Go on - admit it. You know you would...
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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2006, 10:18:21 AM »
"Not I."

And yet you both cared JUST enough to comment...

See, a thread of hope exists. Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2006, 03:23:12 AM »
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Yeah Rev, but the breast-feeding couldn't be all bad.
It could be the karmic balance those boobs need.  You realize, of course, those things are what did J. Howard Marshall in, right? (If all assisted suicide were like that, would there be any debate at all?)  Cheesy
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