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Title: My Take On Hezbollah
Post by: Art Eatman on July 19, 2006, 10:18:36 AM

A Hezzie POW was griping and moaning to an IDF guy about the injustice and unfairness of it all.

The IDF guy was thoroughly fed up with all the bitching and whining and commented, "Get a life!"

The Hezzie looked puzzled for a moment and said, "But I already have a goat."

IDF guy:  "I said "life", not "wife".

Art

Title: My Take On Hezbollah
Post by: El Tejon on July 19, 2006, 11:08:31 AM

Can one have up to four goats?

Asking for, er, um, a friend.

Title: My Take On Hezbollah
Post by: roo_ster on July 19, 2006, 11:50:45 AM

El T:

They can have up to four does in this life.  

If they die in the cause of promoting* Islam, they get 72 doelings to diddle.

Caprine Terminology

* You know, like slipping on a banana peel while handing out Islamic tracts on the sidewalk.

Title: My Take On Hezbollah
Post by: Mannlicher on July 19, 2006, 05:49:31 PM

Two muslim women chatting in Lebanon

First says: tell me about your son Kalid

second says: a wonderful boy, 24 years old, and an honor student.  Of course, he bacame a martyr

First says: and your second son?

Second says: yes, Muhammed was a wonderful boy of 19, I am so happy that he was a martyr too

First says: and young Riad, your third son?

Second says: I am so proud of him too, you know, he was a martyr last week

First says:  ahhh, the  younger generation, how quickly they blow up these days.