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Suicide By Cobra
« on: November 13, 2015, 04:08:36 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/13/death-teenager-found-with-cobra-bites-ruled-suicide/?intcmp=hplnws

To think the snake was on the loose for a few days before being found.

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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2015, 04:18:09 PM »
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2015, 04:53:03 PM »
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2015, 05:02:26 PM »
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2015, 05:16:13 PM »
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2015, 05:37:07 PM »
With thy sharp teeth this knot intrinsicate
Of life at once untie: poor venomous fool
Be angry, and dispatch.
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2015, 06:11:32 PM »
Well. If you absolutely, positively want to kill yourself ---I guess a Cobra will accomplish that task.
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2015, 07:22:31 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on November 13, 2015, 05:02:26 PM

Snake version, not old Ford racecar version.  :facepalm:
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2015, 07:39:27 PM »
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2015, 09:13:33 PM »
Am disappoint, was hoping it was a video of a jihadi plinking at an AH-1Z with an AK.
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2015, 09:51:45 PM »
Quote from: French G. on November 13, 2015, 09:13:33 PM
Am disappoint, was hoping it was a video of a jihadi plinking at an AH-1Z with an AK.

Ooh, good point:

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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2015, 10:18:57 PM »
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2015, 08:27:57 AM »
Quote from: French G. on November 13, 2015, 09:13:33 PM
Am disappoint, was hoping it was a video of a jihadi plinking at an AH-1Z with an AK.

Quote from: Angel Eyes on November 13, 2015, 09:51:45 PM
Ooh, good point:



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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2015, 09:44:11 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on November 16, 2015, 08:27:57 AM
I was outside on Saturday and heard at first what I thought was a Chinook flying overhead but couldn't see the damn thing.  Finally spotted at least three of these flying overhead.  God what an amazing sight.

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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2015, 04:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on November 16, 2015, 09:44:11 AM
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2015, 08:57:05 PM »
Not sure which would be a more beautiful thing to see...one of those blue Cobras in my driveway,  or a flight of those helos on a cloudless day...
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Re: Suicide By Cobra
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2015, 06:34:20 AM »
In your case it would be IRS helicopters coming to confiscate your nice car.
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