Author Topic: Dude, where's my job?  (Read 3506 times)

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Re: Dude, where's my job?
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2017, 08:51:57 PM »
I am not sure what to add.  

-Treating hourly workers as if they are disposable when anyone who works with those guys knows it isn't remotely true.  
-Claiming that our Corporate Goal is World Class Performance while at the same time having HR tell everyone that our salary goal is only Industry Average.  What it really means is world class performance with minimal head count and pay.  I certainly understand the reasons, but griping is fun sometimes.
-It really helps when they tell all the employees that business is bad and there will be no raises 2 weeks after issuing the company annual report bragging about how well they did, what profits were, and how much growth they expect.  

One thing I have noticed is that bad employees tend to multiply.  If you have one employee who is not good, but gets promoted, he tends to hire other bad employees and it spreads.  Often they jump to other positions before long term effects hit home.  

100% agree.  I remember once when the Ops side had kicked ass and met all our performance goals, but because the company didn't hit sales targets, we got screwed out of our bonuses.  However, the Sales and Marketing folks got bonuses, because "We don't want to lose them to the competition !!!!11ty"  Of course, my response was "They didn't hit their sales targets, maybe we should GIVE them to the competition and take theirs."


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Re: Dude, where's my job?
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2017, 11:42:10 PM »
After I was hired for my previous job, I was told the five applicants before me failed the drug test...

I once got one of six open slots, out of over a hundred applicants, because there were only three of us guys who showed up (to a downtown office building, for a position with some customer contact) in suits.
Talking to the interviewer several months later, he said the entire pile had been thinned down to ~20 just by ruling out the ones who showed up in shorts, obscene shirts, with prominent facial piercings, etc.  He showed me a few of the "annotated" applications, which would have one line in the interviewer notes, along the lines of "dress shirt and chinos: save for later" (and by that time they'd actually called that guy back and hired him into another position) or "slob and reeks of weed: do not consider now or future."  They didn't actually listen to any applicants' answers to the interview questions until the second interview, and hired the six of us immediately upon completion of our interviews.

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And were does this extra money to raise wages come from??  Ever hear of Supply and Demand ??  Charge more and lose customers, then you have to reduce headcount ?

A real search for dead wood will usually turn up plenty pretty high on the pay scale.  The above company had, at its peak, 375 full time employees, and one part time HR rep.  Honestly, watching the top-level attrition rate of the Trump administration reminds me of the number of upper management I watched get escorted out the door there.

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Re: Dude, where's my job?
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2017, 10:23:04 AM »
"And were does this extra money to raise wages come from??"

You go out back and pick it from the Magical Money Tree!

Ask Bernie! He had a whole grove of Magical Money Trees he was going to harvest to give everyone* in the country their rightful due of free *expletive deleted*it!







*Everyone except those rich white males in the oppressor class.
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Re: Dude, where's my job?
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2017, 10:35:02 AM »
Ummm, it takes the body a while to remove the THQ and/or other chemicals from your system. Which is why some companies (like the ones I worked for) used Hair as the residue/byproducts from various drugs was deposited into your keratin.  So no "48 Hour" test is going to work.  And it's not your call anyway on the non-existent, physiologically impossible, "48 Hour" test.  Your insurance company wants proof that your drivers/forklift/Heavy equipment/Etc. operators AREN'T going out and getting baked/coked up over the weekend.   Because most can't limit their intake to just Friday night to Sunday evening.  

Mouth swab. Marijuana is only detectable for 24-48 hours. I've known heavy pot smokers pass one by abstaining for a couple of days.

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Re: Dude, where's my job?
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2017, 10:38:53 AM »
I thought THC and other cannabinoids were stored in fat in the body and took quite awhile to be excreted.
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Re: Dude, where's my job?
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2017, 11:00:28 AM »
I did a hair test.  And they wanted me to do it right then, which I thought was a good sign.