Stand - nice offer, can't really see me being able to do that though. Can't really see me being able to afford ten acres of British countryside for a while either.
Well then, Iain - have you considered becoming an alcoholic ...?
(and just letting the world go to hell around you
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Oh my - don't get me started on this topic, but you already did - you asked for it.
About 3.5 yrs ago we moved out into the country. Before that, we owned a house and lived in a small town (<2K people). Dogs running loose in town were a problem, even though there was a leash law. There was no animal control, nor even any city police, and the sheriff deputies had to handle everything in town and out of town, including animals.
But - at least at that time - there was no facility to impound dogs. They contracted with somebody to board them, but apparently that outfit was turning the dogs back to the owners without regard to the fines and fees.
So the city council - in their inestimable wisdom and in defiance of vocal protest - enacted new dog ordinances limiting residents to two dogs per household, plus increased dog license fees including a prohibitive tax on unaltered dogs (even registered show animals), and an outright ban dogs breeding in town. But nothing to deal with the enforcement problem of all the dogs currently running loose, many of them unlicensed. <roll-eyes>
Can't you just imagine the enforcement on that last prohibition: (from the weekly newspaper) "Deputies were called to investigate a report of two dogs copulating in the 600 block of third street west...."
On top of everything else, our daughters were attacked by two large loose dogs while they (our daughters, not the loose dogs) were walking their own dogs on leashes before school. They ran to the SO/jail a couple blocks away to get help but the attacking dogs disappeared. Later, we spotted the canine perpetrators and called the SO. They dispatched a deputy who found the dogs but "couldn't catch them without getting hurt."
WTF? Isn't that what they carry shotguns for ....?
When I raised hell about it, they informed me that I had better not shoot a dog in town.
OTOH, if OUR dogs accidently got out and off our property for 10 seconds (literally), they would run right up to the deputies with their tails wagging and so we would get a ticket (deservedly, technically - but still ridiculous).
Out in the rural countryside, there is NO dog problem - because any problem dogs get shot by landowners before you can say "jack russel terrier".
Some ranchers shoot all stray/unknown dogs on sight - no questions asked, and SSS. I don't do that, but I did kill one dog that was killing our cats.
In town, they essentially forbid you to defend yourself, and then fail to provide any protection.
(btw, did I mention that I basically don't like people?
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Remember, I said not to get me started on this topic