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My First Cavity Search
« on: June 16, 2008, 09:08:52 PM »

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 09:26:34 PM »
Let's see now...do I laugh, or do I cry?
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 09:27:06 PM »
I did a little of both.

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 10:01:51 PM »
This may be a joke, but the LEGO weapons checkpoint is unfortunately scarily real.
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2008, 03:12:10 AM »
[expression, serious] We had to burn down the village to save it. [/expression]
No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2008, 03:20:20 AM »
The mustache on the one dude makes it have a pr0n type of vibe to it.
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2008, 03:21:02 AM »
This may be a joke, but the LEGO weapons checkpoint is unfortunately scarily real.
Elaboration, please?
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 06:18:55 PM »
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Let's see now...do I laugh, or do I cry?

I choose "wince".
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 12:41:48 AM »
This may be a joke, but the LEGO weapons checkpoint is unfortunately scarily real.
Elaboration, please?

There is a Lego - or possibly Playmobil - weapons checkpoint out there. Perhaps I can fish out an image.
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 12:42:24 AM »
Ah. Playmobil:

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 03:45:30 AM »
If the bandersnatch seems even mildly frumious, best to shun it.  Really. http://www.cctplastics.com

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 04:46:00 AM »
Hey that guy has on shoes.  That can't be right.
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 04:49:39 AM »

This is what I usually mean when I say society as a whole has gone screwed up.
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 12:39:48 PM »
Someone should get that printed on a t-shirt and wear it to the "security" checkpoint at the nearest airport.

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 12:41:56 PM »
Someone should get that printed on a t-shirt and wear it to the "security" checkpoint at the nearest airport.
You'd never make it to your plane.

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2008, 12:44:40 PM »
Someone should get that printed on a t-shirt and wear it to the "security" checkpoint at the nearest airport.
You'd never make it to your plane.

That would be part of the plan. Bring along 50 of your friends, each armed with video cameras. Have them scatter in different directions and film the various attempts at authoritarian censorship. A few would get away and you could make a nice YouTube movie the the dangerous t-shirt terrorist being arrested.

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2008, 12:47:44 PM »
Perhaps, but you'd also end up with a latex covered finger in your ass.

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2008, 12:56:31 PM »
The mustache on the one dude makes it have a pr0n type of vibe to it.

I TOLD YOU. porn stars and evil dictators. SEE!!!!!!!!!

and for the record, i am really disturbed. you'd think i'd be used to it by now after hanging out here for awhile, but NOOOOO ya'll keep pushing and pushing....

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2008, 12:58:05 PM »
It does have a bit of a Boogie Nights feel I suppose...

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2008, 01:00:38 PM »
Perhaps, but you'd also end up with a latex covered finger in your ass.

Nah. Not with all those cameras around.

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2008, 01:01:05 PM »
ya'll keep pushing and pushing....
Are you sure that's the right phrase to use in a thread like this one...?

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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2008, 01:02:00 PM »
ya'll keep pushing and pushing....
Are you sure that's the right phrase to use in a thread like this one...?

freudian slip.....  shocked
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Re: My First Cavity Search
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2008, 08:36:31 PM »

and for the record, i am really disturbed. you'd think i'd be used to it by now after hanging out here for awhile, but NOOOOO ya'll keep pushing and pushing....



You had to be disturbed just to hang out here in the first place.  Don't go blaming your problems on us.  If you are going to blame someone, blame fistful.  That is why he is here. grin
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