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« on: November 10, 2005, 06:14:23 AM »
I'm laughing too hard to type much of a message, but you gotta read this page:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2005, 06:21:32 AM »
I've gotta switch brands of chocolate milk..... Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2005, 06:23:23 AM »
BTW, when I was in Mexico, I had a rice dish called "Corn Smut Rice" several times.  It was pretty tasty.  

This post makes more sense after you read the page I liked to above...

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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2005, 06:28:42 AM »
That is freakin' hilarious!
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2005, 06:42:22 AM »
Chris,
This is an absolute RIOT!!!

Some pertinent quotes:
"Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat."

"The silkworm pupas gave off a subtle, nutty aroma. Not strong like my nuts after a weekend with no shower, just more like their usual, end-of-the-day twang."
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2005, 08:02:10 AM »
Oh the mental imagery!

But I think he missed an opportunity for the perfect milkshake Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2005, 08:46:18 AM »
By the Gods, I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Huitlacoche also goes by some other names. It's frequently called Maize Mushroom, Corn Smut, and Mexican Truffle. I've even heard it referred to as "Devil Poop"-- but that was only after I said it. (For God's sake, it comes with little bits of corn already in it! Talk about a time-saver.)
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2005, 09:58:06 AM »
In reference to making "prison wine": It's hard to believe this started out as a bag of fruit snacks and grape juice. Yet somehow these ingredients went from sweet and child-like to harsh and alcoholic quicker than Lindsay Lohan.

Bwahahahahhahaah!  Bwahahhahha!

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2005, 10:06:39 AM »
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....Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I've gone too far. I have no idea what that is they are serving at Arby's, but you get my point....
That's just funny *expletive deleted*it.  Great site thanks for the laugh today, I needed it!
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2005, 10:19:12 AM »
"My wife doesn't like it when I eat potentially life-threatening stuff. I don't know what her problem is. Maybe she's just afraid to raise our children alone. What a baby."
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2005, 10:37:39 AM »
Reminds me of this can of  "Fish aholes in a Light Tomato Sauce" a friend of mine had once. We opened it and it was Spaghettios. Equally as hilarious.
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2005, 11:17:59 AM »
LMAO@280 Cheesy

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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2005, 01:22:50 PM »
just don't be bustin' any stitches... shocked

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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2005, 01:44:43 PM »
Oh man, my eyes are watering from laughing so hard. cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2005, 02:51:34 PM »
O my god!  I laughed so hard I just popped the coldsore on my lip!  ow ow ow.
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« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2005, 03:33:43 PM »
Fine, good, OK  -- wonderful!

The REAL question is:  IS IT KOSHER?



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« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2005, 04:28:20 PM »
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just don't be bustin' any stitches... shocked

Cheesy
They're long gone.  The incisions are pretty much scars now.  I'm back in the gym now.  I'm not comfortable doing ab exercises, but I can do everything else in moderation.

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« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2005, 06:11:46 PM »
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They're long gone.  The incisions are pretty much scars now.
Great to hear! That's some mighty fast healin' ya did!

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« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2005, 06:11:57 PM »
Chris: does this mean we aren't gonna hear any more complaints of "mtnbkr's daughter's been beating me like the lil' wimp I am"? Wink
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« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2005, 06:23:20 PM »
Suddenly, I feel like going on a diet.
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« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2005, 07:16:22 PM »
Don't laugh, Grampster.  Somewhere on a shelf in an Asian market near you is a can of "Oxen Lips With Cold Sores".  They're supposed to be quite a delicacy.
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« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2005, 09:02:59 PM »
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I've even heard it referred to as "Devil Poop"-- but that was only after I said it. (For God's sake, it comes with little bits of corn already in it! Talk about a time-saver.)
Very few websites are capable of actually making me laugh out loud.
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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2005, 02:55:55 AM »
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Great to hear! That's some mighty fast healin' ya did!
Thanks.  I was surprised how quickly I was able to get back into the swing of things myself.

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Chris: does this mean we aren't gonna hear any more complaints of "mtnbkr's daughter's been beating me like the lil' wimp I am"? Wink
They'll be reduced, but because it's Mike, I'm sure the'll be more complaining. Smiley

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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2005, 03:59:37 AM »
Wow, Chris - that was awesomely funny.  I think I'm going to hit my local international food store and see if they carry some of this stuff so I can openly gawk at it.  Thanks for the laugh and it's good to hear that you've healed well.

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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2005, 10:24:26 PM »
I've seen "Potted Meat Food Product" for sale at various {in}convenience stores.

Click here! They even have recipes!
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