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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2010, 08:09:25 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2010, 08:13:50 AM »
Awesomeness....
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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 08:39:51 AM »
That was pretty funny, and Jamie Presley is always a bonus.
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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2010, 09:27:25 AM »
Will it clean my keyboard now??   :O

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 11:14:48 AM »
 =D

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2010, 12:29:06 PM »
Lol.

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2010, 02:10:06 PM »
Hilarious considering that Axe spray seems to be the default spray of those who didn't bathe much. Had one guy I worked with in the military best described as an aura of BO and Axe.
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2010, 02:20:28 PM »
i lolled.  =D

pretty good parody of those infomercials, EXCEPT THIS TIME NO ONE WAS SCREAMING AT ME TO BUY THIS NOW AND GET A FREE GIFT!!!!
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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2010, 03:59:14 PM »
Worse is ill-kept pet store reek of pubescent pheromones and your grandmother's Renuzit and Airwick collection AXE spray you get if you happen to have the poor luck to walk behind a gaggle of high-school aged jocks or hipsters in the mall...  :P
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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2010, 12:17:18 PM »
Hilarious considering that Axe spray seems to be the default spray of those who didn't bathe much. Had one guy I worked with in the military best described as an aura of BO and Axe.
Worse is ill-kept pet store reek of pubescent pheromones and your grandmother's Renuzit and Airwick collection AXE spray you get if you happen to have the poor luck to walk behind a gaggle of high-school aged jocks or hipsters in the mall...  :P

Yeah, Axe does seem to be used a lot by people who don't bathe...I remember classmates in school who'd douse their clothes with a can of axe instead of taking a bath. NASTY.


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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2010, 06:47:53 PM »
Worse is ill-kept pet store reek of pubescent pheromones and your grandmother's Renuzit and Airwick collection AXE spray you get if you happen to have the poor luck to walk behind a gaggle of high-school aged jocks or hipsters in the mall...  :P

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2010, 07:34:32 PM »
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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2010, 12:05:16 AM »
Why, are your hands sticky?   :O

You're not right, ya know that?   :facepalm:

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2010, 01:42:20 AM »
I hate cologne and never wear it.  But I bought a can of Axe spray on cologne and it was the only cologne I liked the smell of.
I wore it once.
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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2010, 08:01:38 AM »
I actually use the spray fairly often, instead of cologne.  Of course, unless its a fishing trip, I often shower twice a day.
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2010, 12:30:49 PM »
I tried their body wash (fancy name for soap) for a week last year, I refer to it as the lost week.  The first few days weren't bad.  As the week went on my memory became more foggy until finally I woke up one morning extremely tired, feeling like I hadn't slept.  Once out of bed I found the back door unlocked (both handle and deadbolt) and the fence gate to the street open.  I threw out the Axe soap that morning.  I was tired, my short term memory was bad and I felt like I was in a fog.  It took a week for me to get back to normal.  I told a friend who was using the spray about it, he had the same foggy, tired, memory problems.  Be careful with this stuff.

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2010, 12:44:16 PM »
I tried their body wash (fancy name for soap) for a week last year, I refer to it as the lost week.  The first few days weren't bad.  As the week went on my memory became more foggy until finally I woke up one morning extremely tired, feeling like I hadn't slept.  Once out of bed I found the back door unlocked (both handle and deadbolt) and the fence gate to the street open.  I threw out the Axe soap that morning.  I was tired, my short term memory was bad and I felt like I was in a fog.  It took a week for me to get back to normal.  I told a friend who was using the spray about it, he had the same foggy, tired, memory problems.  Be careful with this stuff.

That explains A LOT about highschoolers and why they are often idiots.

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2010, 10:00:20 PM »
Sure you didn't get turned around, drink the body wash and use the vodka to shower with?
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« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2010, 12:50:12 AM »
That explains A LOT about highschoolers and why they are often idiots.


  I can't see why anyone would knowingly and deliberately want to feel like that.  I've never used drugs or alcohol, and that experience was more than enough to make me keep it that way.  Knowing that I went for a walk down the street in my sleep is a little unnerving.  I could have scared some little old lady to death! :O  >:D  =D

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2010, 01:11:40 AM »
I tried their body wash (fancy name for soap) for a week last year, I refer to it as the lost week.  The first few days weren't bad.  As the week went on my memory became more foggy until finally I woke up one morning extremely tired, feeling like I hadn't slept.  Once out of bed I found the back door unlocked (both handle and deadbolt) and the fence gate to the street open.  I threw out the Axe soap that morning.  I was tired, my short term memory was bad and I felt like I was in a fog.  It took a week for me to get back to normal.  I told a friend who was using the spray about it, he had the same foggy, tired, memory problems.  Be careful with this stuff.


I find it hard to believe Axe can cause those things.  But if it does, you deserved it.  That'll larn you to use girl products with macho marketing.   :P ;)
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« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2010, 10:04:08 AM »

I find it hard to believe Axe can cause those things.  But if it does, you deserved it.  That'll larn you to use girl products with macho marketing.   :P ;)

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Re: how clean is your sports equipment? ( nsfw! )
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2010, 06:47:57 PM »
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