They looked up at the desolate wasteland, weary from years of total war. And, as one, they began to remember more peaceful times when there were only minor skirmishes over cornbread.
So, what mayo and there can be only one!
That one is Duke's BTW! You can pick your side between Kraft, Hellman's or some oddball like JFG. Miracle Whip is not mayo, you godless savages of middle America! :D