Cats Are Kinda Like Guns

[French G.]

Cats are a lot more comfy to sleep with than a gun, and do a much better job of functioning in ways akin to an electric blanket.

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Hides from shoes... Yeah, I think we tried that already. Not sure if they're an improvement on man, but usually cuter.

Anyway, I think that badgers and such aren't going for the slave bit either.

[Lee]

We have three cats in our house.  I disagree - the guns have value, and don't keep me up all night.  I rarely think to myself, "I wish that damn Sig would die".  
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate cats - I just think they should live somewhere else.

[French G.]

Kitty says maybe it is you who needs to live somewhere else! 

[TommyGunn]

Be carefullllllllllllll..............................

[HankB]

Some things aren't really alike, but they're kind of complementary . . .

Guns go with cats the way hammers go with nails . . . or the way bowling balls go with bowling pins . . . or the way mouse traps go with mice . . .

[coppertales]

My guns and cats will be given up over my dead body.................................chris3

[BlueStarLizzard]

My guns and cats will be given up over my dead body.................................chris3

The cats can arrange that...

[280plus]

^^^ Win!